Absey Writes

Social media is for the social, this is my antisocial media

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m going to make you push away everyone you love because you’re having a weird slightly dissociative slightly depressive largely “I don’t want to exist or talk to anyone or be perceived” episode

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[ravelle001]

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I also have fanart of Murdock in uniform, I need to bring myself to post it, but I'm not completely satisfied.

[effinbirds]

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[1-800-horrorfilms]

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

[sarahmackattack]

Did a little photoshoot with Adam this weekend to show off our native plant shirts!

You TOO could look this cool with a shirt designed by Sea of Doom that supports Skype a Scientist 💅

Get a shirt at SquidFacts.net

[sarahmackattack]

I have 5 family members staying with me in 2 weeks in the room that is currently the Skype a Scientist stock room so PLEASE buy a shirt and help me clear space for them 😅

[juliuscaesarofficial]

sometimes you are not attracted to a man, you just want whatever pants he is wearing. please keep this in mind at all times. please remember sometimes you are envious of the sweater and you do not want to fuck the man. do this for me.

[juliuscaesarofficial]

i am saying this with so much love. sometimes you will think you have a new illadvised crush or target of lust and you will need to sit back and go "what was i noticing just now" and the answer might just be that you thought the fingerless leather gloves were cool on their own and the guy was just there.

[weltenwellen]

Wildness Before Something Sublime Leila Chatti

[seanislewis]

Sunblind

[emwheezie]

Even they were weirded out

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jessebloom]

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[watazuki]

This is an older drawing I redid cause I feel like I can do faces a bit better now and I still like this concept. Ricky Goldsworth and C.C.Tinsley have teamed up. Will they be fighting crime or doing An Illicit TM? Nobody knows…..

I added both the versions for Ryan w/ his glasses cause I think both are cute. Also, peep the baby girl Ryan influence hahahaha, he is looking baby girl.

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess