Just Passing Through

“The trouble was, I had been inadequate all along, I simply hadn't thought about it.” ― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

[andremichaux]

NEW GIRL | 1.13, "Valentine's Day"

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[fishcemetery]

A piece I've had to finish before it's all assorted alien hullabaloo in here, otherwise it'll forever sit half-done in my art folder, being mildly sticky and gathering lint like a neglected year-old mint candy at the bottom of a bag.

Anyway, shout out to Makin' Magic NPC cast for being a thing that exists. They're my favorite subject matter whenever I want to test where I stand in terms of my brain-to-canvas accuracy, and I'm mostly glad that I locked in and got through four of them this time, instead of stopping at just the flamingo lady.

Makin' Magic was truly the expansion pack of all time. The Sims in general was a phenomenal game. It's odd that there's never been another game in the series after 2013, but maybe it's for the best. Just imagine the bullshit modern EA would've done to it.

[deadpoets]

Hey, the girls that I like don't give a damn about me! And unlike some other people I know, I'm not gonna sit around hoping that they change their minds and suddenly notice me. What's that supposed to mean?

⟡ inspired by thea @belleandsaintsebastian, x

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[free-my-mindd]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dionysiaproductions]

[madgirlautumn]

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

[mintywhisker]

between the lions 📚🦁

my piece for the our turn to thank you! fan zine

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[silentauroriamthereal]

[the-real-seebs]

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

[wreillyart]

When you're around, it's already alright.

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[lucy-harker]

PAN'S LABYRINTH (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Ostania's normalest family

The next day, at a hastily thrown together birthday party at the Forger residence: