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Hi im Anansha im Canadian. I post shit sometimes   Insta: _anansha_

[anxietyproblem]

[nondelphic]

every time someone says "that’s not how real people talk" i gain one more reason to write a character who only speaks in riddles and fucked-up metaphors

[chocolatecakecas]

happy international women's day

[haze-of-absence]

"I just wanna be spoiled so bad" <- girl that proceeds to describe having access to necesities and having her most basic needs met as luxurious and the desire for that as greedy and punishment worthy

[xenosaurus]

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

[xenosaurus]

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

[xenosaurus]

the diet industry is so unbelievably fucked and it’s in your fucking walls. “keeps you full longer so you don’t get hungry an hour after lunch when you’re trying to do something” is a neutral statement of benefit but no we have to treat pistachios like crucial medicine in the war against basic bodily functions.

eating disorder recovery is just getting angry over and over again because food is treated like some horrible necessary evil instead of one of the great joys of life. eat some nuts because they taste good and you are a living thing that thrives on pleasure and calories. you need both.

I need to get some sleep but in case you need to hear it: you deserve to eat. your appetite is not the enemy. if you can, treat yourself to a filling meal of foods you love today. throw pistachio shells at people. be free.

[xenosaurus]

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

[grindthebones]

Guilt-free is the most evil thing I have ever seen printed on a food label.

[xenosaurus]

oh god yeah I HATE that. that should refer to things like fair trade chocolate, not “low fat”

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[catasters]

[toastyglow]

streamer with an Airhead Bimbo Persona who is actually a fucking goated gamer but uses their knowledge to play every game in creatively, painfully bad ways. chat has to pay money to backseat, at which point the streamer magically "gets it perfect" and is like Oh My Godddd Wow You're So Smart And Helpful. everyone is aware they can actually play the game. they make one million dollars a week.

[toastyglow]

if chat tries to backseat without paying they're like "what...I totally don't get it, like I'm so dumb teehee". then someone sends the exact same message with $500 and they first-try the boss fight while gushing about how good the advice was

[toastyglow]

I say "everyone is aware they can actually play the game". there is definitely some guy in the chat who thinks it's all 100% real bc there's no way someone wearing makeup could be good at game. but joke's on him. and his bank account.

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[ouroborosorder]

i love reddit so fucking much

[crikeyoryland]

it's been fourteen years but i still think of sherlock whenever i'm fumbling to plug my charger into my phone

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[arcanetrivia]

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yeah okay this is definitely Brother What territory. Maybe even Brother Hwæt.

I guess it's not wrong though it sure is less negative because it's completely free of any kind of meaning whatsoever

[adhdlion]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

AH I SEE

context! wish I'd known it was THIS green though I have a more baja blast oriented ink colour

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[nonegenderleftpain]

@aydascomprehendsubtext

[lostlightsperceptor]

[astronomydaze]

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.