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davy/21/TX kicked the popes ass in online checkers and now i’m not allowed anywhere near the vatican

[distinguishedbaloney]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

“Sorry honey I wish I could sign those divorce forms but, as you can see, I’m a little preoccupied”

[morefunthanb4]

[fakeghoul-deactivated20150615]

look at all these fossils, nature is truly amazing 

[modernately]

[clickholeofficial]

Heartwarming: After This Teen Died From Cancer, The Rock Stepped Up And Took The Blame For All The Pornography Found On His Computer

Get ready to smile, because here’s the most heartwarming thing you’ll read all day.

When 15-year-old Eric Schwartz passed away after a long and hard-fought battle with cancer, his family and friends were left completely devastated. But leave it to one of the best guys in Hollywood to add a silver lining in the wake of such a tragedy: After Eric’s untimely passing, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stepped up and took blame for all of the pornography found on his computer!

Wow. Talk about a beautiful gesture from one of Hollywood’s top A-listers!

When The Rock heard about his young fan passing on far too soon, he knew he had to do something to help, and he came through just in the nick of time. Only days after Eric’s death, the Baywatch star stepped up in a big way by sending out a series of tweets completely taking the blame for any pornography that might be found on Eric’s laptop, totally saving the teen any embarrassment from beyond the grave and cementing his legacy as an innocent, sweet-hearted kid in the eyes of his family and friends.

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[psychozombieatheist]

[princess-pizzas]

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?

[anappleadave-blog]

restaurant in texas labeled 'authentic': you know your peanut shells? throw them piggies on the ground. your leftovers? fuck them doggy bags, put that slop on the floor. and you know what? no chairs, no tables, you chow on the floor. our special today is real sloppy joes

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[ferait]

WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE EYEBALL ON THAT MAN’S PLATE??

[reallycoolsoup]

It be like that at waffle House

[anappleadave-blog]

ted talking is my new inspirational thought tag, feel free to enjoy yalls

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]

[anappleadave-blog]

how come ppl laugh when they see wallet chains but cry when they lose their wallets

[notlikingbestgirl]

God v.4

[pepsicolateen]

[anappleadave-blog]

@esoteristic i thought you were the seer of light but damn maybe this luminary might just be too luminous for you

[anappleadave-blog]

wow im really going places when i pull the mayo discourse out