I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

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I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.
So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?
She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.
If elected, I will institute a tax on golf courses and lawn-watering that will be used to fund city parks. you don't need your own private grass patch. we have grass patch at home the park.
Friends, Seattleites, and Countrymen, is it fascism to tax people for growing invasive water-intensive grasses to impress their neighbors in order to fund public facilities that provide open grassy spaces for everyone to enjoy instead?
Fascism is when the government institutes taxes to fund public services.
me 10 seconds no wife
you simply have to make your own post. there's no choice about it you Have to learn how to Make Your Own Post. I'm begging and screaming for you to make your own brand new original post and not say That on My Post. it's so easy. it might even be cool and mature and darkly chic and secretly leftist to make your own post. making your own post is like wearing headphones to watch tiktoks on public transit, probably, in a way. river water, socks, your own post, etc. please.
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness
what got you blocked by transfeminists? everything ive seen on my dash from you seems more than reasonable
i was blocked by some specific ppl bc i disagreed with them about some specific point or another and i guess theu just didnt wanna hear it. ive probably been blocked by a lot more people for saying stuff like "even if she is an offending pedo, that doesnt actually make it ok to murder her" and "you do need to prove that someone did something harmful with physical evidence before you take corrective action, and mob violence, whisper campaigns, callout posts, and stalking do not count as corrective action" which very few people are on board with. i think that punishing the guilty is just way too important to most people and it makes them mad whenever they find someone who doesnt want to punish the guilty.
ive probably also been blocked by a lot of people for expressing these opinions in ill informed or poorly worded ways, as one does. i defended pedos before i stopped believing that pedophile was a coherent category of person, for example, which often leads to a very confused positionality to hold
tldr lots of people think im a pedophile and some people think im an idiot. the second one is probably true, the first one is not
there's a position open at the department of stupid fucking dipshits and I think you'd fit right in
The fact that sports teams can be bought and sold from one city to another without the approval of city government despite cities, counties, and states spending hundreds of millions if not billions of tax dollars to construct arenas and stadiums for them is genuinely insane.
Might not be the most popular opinion in my circles tbh, but I'm actually okay with the government spending money on sports. I agree there are better things to spend the money on, but major sports teams are big parts of community and city culture all over the world, and have been for absolute ages. It's good entertainment, it's a sense of identity and community, it's something for people to rally behind, I like it. I think we go way overboard with how expensive our sports complexes are, but in principle I don't think there's anything wrong with a city government spending money to build a large sports complex or two for major sports teams in their city, so long as it gets regular and frequent usage, and can be repurposed for other events when the sport is out of season or not actively being played on a given day. Large sports complexes also make for really good places to install public transit hubs, because they are places of new construction often near downtown cores and often in areas with existing rail connections, as inexpensive and largely available real estate for these projects is most commonly available in old industrial areas, and because they see high game-day traffic from people all over the region it's kind of the perfect place to build inter-modal transit hubs. You can even integrate them with shops and restaurants that will see large influxes of game-day traffic and then regular business from commuter traffic.
HOWEVER.
The fact that all of this public investment can be made for a privately owned sports team, a team which then gets to reap all the profits of on-property sales, food and beverage sales, and often even surrounding property leases, and which maintains the power to just pick up and move out of town any fucking time they like, is downright batshit. What the fuck do you mean they can just pick up and move? what the fuck do you mean they can be sold to another owner in another city and relocated? despite demanding all of this public investment and keeping all they money made from it?????? how are they not forced to sign a fucking 50-year contract with the city if they want so much taxpayer money???? how does the city not have any ownership of the team if they build all the infrastructure for them???? what the fuck???????????
its really strange that pronouns in bio (or pinned post) are actively falling out of fashion. its like. very useful and courteous.
i firmly believe you don't need to list everything about yourself in your bio but like. cmon. its pronouns. cmon
When the Anti-Choice Choose By Joyce Arthur Copyright © September, 2000 Available in a German translation Available in a Russian translation
I never pass up an opportunity to share this essay.
Remember when matpat transvestigated Pyro from tf2
okay guys so "yeah japanese women just always look younger than they are!" is actually. not. a good defense to the anime thing. i think you're still being racist with that one.
i dont know who that bitch in the mirror is but im gonna kiss her
guys i think its mutual
failing the mirror test is fine if youre into yourself
The state of TTRPGs if it was video games
“Oh I wanna play a Half-life video game; instead of playing Half-life 1, Blue Shift, Opposing Force, Half-life 2, Episode 1, Episode 2, Portal, Portal 2, E:0, or E:02, I’ll just download 10,000 mods for Skyrim until all the draugr are replaced with Combine soldiers.”
dude they have this thing called a rulebook
I watched so many lets plays. None of them installed mario on my computer.
so here we are
Something D&D has that an annoying amount of other TTRPGs don’t: a rulebook written with the intent of conveying its rules to the player.
are you out of your fucking mind? DND, any edition, is 100x harder to pick up than the vast majority of rulebooks. There are 22 page TTRPGs on Itch.io made by two transgender people you can learn in the fifteen minutes before session. DND is the most obtuse, self contradictory pile of spaggetti rules I don’t even know how anyone would reach this conclusion unless they’ve only played DND and the second TTRPG they tried to learn was like, wild talents or Rifts or somecrap.
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
More of this please, everywhere.
After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.
Even the local police are being cool about this.