fuck it

male / poly / anarchist / alcoholic / crust punk I was tumblr famous once for stealing a fish

[blondegirl-graydog]

Men are fucking disgusting, part 2485726364784483762367472636474

[laughterkey]

What the ACTUAL fuck?

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

do…men understand that you cant just….buy birth control…in the store………….like condoms?????? you…cant really shop around…for birth control?????

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

Also you don’t like??? Take MORE??? Because you’re having a ton of sex??? Like you always take the same amount wtf

[moonlitlex]

men are so fucking oblivious we need better sex ed

[republicangarbage-blog]

“Don’t know how to shop” I’m physically repelled omg

[sushinfood]

“a party favor” someone kick this man in the head

[female-libbers]

Wait does this man think women only take birth control in order to not get pregnant and that’s the only thing it is for lol

[flowerlygirls]

DEAR LORD

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[keatonbol]

this is very important!! i went through this and i literally didn’t know what to do and had to learn a lot the hard way. please take the time to read this!

[languidlylifting-blog]

🍃Some pics from today’s haul!🍃

First time lifting shoes! They’re cute, I promise. Plus I’ve been mad at Starbucks lately for shortchanging my coffee, so I picked myself up a treat 😉

Total: Imma out it at over $200 fo sho

[ooj]

in between freelance i want to make a zine about what it feels like to have a crush

[monroevilles-blog1]

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

[materialisticbitches]

The “we were gonna not get a lot of shit????? but then” haul

This trip was mainly for boosting shit, coloring books for A, Tangle Teasers for A, then to replace a Kurt Cobain I lifted before that my mom had thrown away cause my parents disapprove of bad influence shit lmao

FUCK PRICING

Urban Outfitters Socks (3) - $20

Urban Outfitters Blossom Lipgloss - $6

Urban Outfitters Avocado Mask - $5

Urban Outfitters Cards - $6

Urban Outfitters LED Gummybear Keychain - $2

I Have it All Makeup Bags (4) - $24

Magical Moringa (3) - $75

Cat Mug - $10

Forever 21 Swimsuit Bottom - $10

Tangle Teasers (3) - $54

Volcanic Face Mask - $8

OCC Lip Tars (3) - $48

OCC Loose Pigment (3) - $45

OCC Lip Pencils (3) - $48

Lobster is the Best Medicine Book - $14

Cats in Paris - $15

Kurt Cobain Shirt - $28

Matcha Tea (3) - $9

Nyx Vivid Liners (2)- $14

Nyx Single Shadows (5)- $25

Nyx Glitter Primer - $6

Nyx Roll on Shimmer (2) - $8

Nyx Colored Mascara - $14

Nyx Eyebrow Gel - $6

Nyx Glitters (2) - $12

Nyx Macaron Lipstick - $6

TONYMOLY Panda Compact - $10

Forever 21 Crew Socks (5) - $20

Forever 21 Rings (10) - $50

Forever 21 Bracelet Set - $5

Forever 21 Chain Necklace - $6

Forever 21 Mirrors (2) - $4

Forever 21 Facial Scrub Thing - $2

Forever 21 Deer Tote - $2

Forever 21 Watermelon Headwrap - $4

Forever 21 Basic Beige Shirt - $11

Ankle Socks (12) - $24

TOTAL: $656

[idontliftweights]

Love the socks 🌟

[materialisticbitches]

when $1.5k+ hauls get no notes but a bunch of socks do lmaoooo

[bourgeoisielftr-blog]

PSA: Lush's Charity Pot

Please don’t take the charity pots from Lush, take whatever else but leave the charity pots alone! The proceeds go to supporting amazing charities and I fully support this, so should you! (That being said, their overpriced shampoo bars and other products are free game)

[princessgifts-deactivated201504]

people always want some sort of structured blue print for how to lift but tbh no such thing exists. it really is your own style and comfort. some people can pull off huge hauls worth thousands of dollars with zero anxiety and some people are best at grabbing a thing or two on the way to the register. it’s all about what you’re best at imo and i think trying to fit yourself into someone else’s mold is a killer when it comes to being caught.

[glamourogue-deactivated20150511]

i really needed this

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

courtroom

judge: does the defendant have any special requests me: Death penalty judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[roddyj]

@zzthebean

[zzthebean]

@roddyj

[plutoqueensandsaturnmacks-deact]

!!!!!

[uglyassprettyboy]

Pls

[1-800-brwn-suga]

I need this

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

q

[gayestlifter-deactivated2016032]

Pls stop telling yourself that everyone gets caught eventually. You need to not be sloppy. Dump when you’re nervous. Stop when you’re getting bad vibes. DONT. GET. CAUGHT

[girlielifter-blog]

This is lifting pepe. Reblog and you shall have a good haul

[sweetbrownhoneyy]

Met him on bumble. Surprisingly enough, I saw him a few days later at my schools medical department. Apparently he signed a 3 or 4 million dollar contract with the top hospital in NE as a neurosurgeon. He said he hates “money” (🙄) and what it attracts/brings. He’s a pretty simple guy (I think he drives a Prius or some Toyota brand) and now here I am

[bilyeubabe]

YAAAAAS

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

You need to go head and worry about your life and your career.

[swipingbandit]

Me tbh

[lovelylovelylifter-blog]

ULTA 

smashbox bb water $42 

naked skin foundation $40 

stila stay all day foundation $44 

tarte waterproof mascara $21 

stila stay all day eyeliner $22 (x2) 

UD glide on eye pencil $20 

nyx liquid crystal eyeliner $4.49 

wonder pencil $4.49 

simply nude lip cream $6.49 

slim lip pencil 3.49 (x4) 

red lip cream $6.49 

nyx retractable eyeliner $4.49 

IT brush cleaner $18 

IT foundation brush $24 

tweezerman eyebrow brush $12 

 UO 

wireless speaker $30 (this had two RFIDS??) 

tony moly eyeliner $12 

 Franscesca’s 

batiste dry shampoo $5 

 I’m kind of mad because I triple checked everything in Ulta and I still beeped walking out because of the double tagged speaker, I was fine because I had bought something so they just waved me through but why was urban outfitters putting two RFIDS on a thirty dollar speaker?? other than that I’m really happy with this haul although I’m staying out of ulta for a while 😂😂 

total: 350.17

[malelifter-deactivated20180624]

NICEEEE

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

The guy I'm talking to stopped talking to me because he saw a couple of razor bumps on my pussy 😒

sometimes the trash gon take itself out ugotta appreciate that

[ontopofgravity]

London to get coffee and fellatio cafe

The past couple of years have seen smoothie bars with live owls and a naked restaurant, but London's next novelty opening is set to be the most surreal, controversial and inevitably popular yet, a café where customers get a bl*w job with their latte.

Okay, I can’t ignore this one- this is vile. 

Customers (men, btw- cunnilingus is not going to be offered, this is literally just for men) are supposed to come in and get a coffee and will be “given an iPad on which to choose an escort from a list of thumbnails to perform oral sex on them.” How much more dehumanising and sexually objectifying can you get? Scrolling through a list of pictures of women, saying ‘I’ll have that one’ and getting a blow job while you have a coffee. 

Can you imagine a woman being able to say no, if after being called up through this horrifying iPad system and seeing who has ‘chosen’ her she doesn’t want to give oral sex to that guy? Do you honestly think she’d be able to keep her job if she exercised any autonomy? There’s no possibility of consent if there’s no real freedom of choice. 

The owner describes coffee as ‘social.’ Men can come here and have a coffee and a chat and bond over their mutual appetite for degrading women. 

This makes me feel sick.

[goodbyesocialconstructs]

So disgusting. As explained above, there is no real possibility to retract consent here without severe consequences (ie, losing your job). Because of that, this is sexual violence.

How could men even live with themselves after doing something like this? Like how would you not be disgusted with yourself for treating women this badly? And, of course, as in most  of Western Europe, some to most of those women are economic migrants struggling to survive. Some of them girls who were stolen from Eastern European orphanages and funneled into sex trafficking. But I’m sure these disgusting, inhumane johns would never stop to inquire whether the girl they were abusing is a sex trafficking victim or not, let alone care.

I have so little faith in humanity after reading things like this. How could men treat women this way? And how could a government that claims to be for the people allow it?

[funeraltango]

That is what I first thought of like, how many of these women will be trafficking victims? How many will be immigrants?

Also, what are the wider repercussions? Will women who are on benefits be forced to apply for a job at their local Fellatio Cafe?

[treadingonyourcape]

in twenty years time, every single man you ever have to have anything to do with will probably have gone to a cafe like this, or some establishment like this, done something like this.