The words “exciting,” “innovative,” and “revolutionary” are used in regards to a shooter.
Some guy wears a graphic t-shirt + sports jacket on-stage.
A forgettable survival game trailer is released. You swear you have seen this game before. Haven’t you?
Person on-stage makes an awkward joke and 3 people in the audience laugh.
You see a fantastic cosplay.
Call of Duty WWII gameplay is shown + “We’re returning to our roots.”
Someone asks Todd Howard/Pete Hines about TES VI and they sigh and say, “It’s a long way off.
Red Dead Redemption announced to be releasing this year.
New Assassin’s Creed revealed.
New Wolfenstein revealed.
Forgettable white guy protagonist with stubble and a gravelly voice.
Remaster. Remaster. Remaster.
Yet another multiplayer team-based shooter.
New Far Cry game is really a Western.
Pokemon game for Switch revealed.
New IP from Bioware makes an appearance.
Xbox Scorpio costs less than $499 USD.
Cyberpunk 2077 makes an appearance.
Another awful song-and-dance number.
Beautiful indie game captures your heart.
Reboot of a game from 10 years ago that looks like an entirely new IP.
A game leaves you thinking, “What in the fresh fuck is that meant to be?”
Bethesda Game Studios reveals new IP. (Take an additional shot if it’s Starfield.)
Another Fallout spinoff-title developed by another studio is revealed.
Remedy’s new game revealed.
Release date for first episode of Final Fantasy VII remake announced.
Sony Conference features live orchestra AGAIN.
Square Enix talks about Final Fantasy XVI.
A game comes out of NOWHERE and destroys you. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted. Fuck, pour yourself another drink!
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