season 1 xenas always going between go on gabrielle experiment find someone else other than me because she fears she will destroy her life and is also lowkey suicidal but when gabrielle brings home yet another boyfriend from old friends floppy haired orphan boyfriend sanctuary xenas like oh my god he pees on the rugs can we get rid of him i hope he dies and is like sooo jealous and protective and mad about it and keeps giving the new boyfriend weird death glares and being like come on gabrielle walk near me right now :) and pretends to be sad when yet another one of gabrielles boyfriends gets hit by a car or is eaten by a coyote when left out at night






















