[postamsterdam]

[comradetork]

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

[casgirl]

He want to fuck slayyyter. Richard we should link later.

[achillesinhighheels]

Naomi Osaka at 2026 Wimbeldon wearing Hana Yagi

[jetix]

Sony Handycam DCR-DVD101

[alysmond]

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[nyanrial]

sleepover!! 💤

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[asystolle]

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[nevver]

[0uu0]

I spent the month before my wedding (it was last saturday!) working on this huge angelgotchi tapestry to display at our reception! Really pleased with how it came out <3

[sticker-pop]

1990's Sticker sheet included in Tamagotchi ring binder

[dozydawn]

jodie foster, 1993.

[demiiwhiffin]

trying to work out what to do with my life ??? taking suggestions

[probuccalfat]

who want me? lol we’re running out of time