hello! i'm oanh

[soothingboy-deactivated20190326]

michelle phan in all her videos is like, “wassup majestic humans. i always believed that we as people are multi-faceted beings that roam this green earth. but i also believe that we have an inner baddie, new year blank canvas, let’s begin. starting with a blank canvas, i’m starting out with a seaweed exfoliant i made in my kitchen. warm it up by rubbing your hands and then rub it on your skin. your skin should be refreshed and looked polish.” 

[memewhore]

[amberasaly]

[soojoo]

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[trashboat]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[sugoihentai]

[foodieapprovedeats]

Le Petit Marche

lepetitmarche.net // IG: lepetitmarcheatl

Atlanta, GA

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[millideen]

I will be in Atlanta soon😋😋

[swarlottes-web-deactivated20161]

definitely going there one day 

[tommygunbloodlust-deactivated20]

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

[mochipanko]

[toshali-deactivated20200318]

khrash-prash

[syrup21g]

[sagethesailor]

him

[anda-egg]

them: hi i'm rich

me: :)

them: my name is rich

me:

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Me on a date at Olive Garden

Me: Why are we at Olive Garden? This place is not even that good.

Date: Sorry, what was that? I can’t hear anything. There are too many large numbered families having Sunday dinner here tonight.

Me: What? I can’t hear you. The waiters here are naming all the soups of the day too loudly. They’ve been naming them for ten minutes. There can’t possibly be that many types of soup.

Date: What? Could you speak a little louder? There’s a ringing in my ears.

Waiter: Hello! Sorry for the wait, Sunday nights are always the busiest. How can I start you off tonight?

Date: What? What was that? What? I still can’t hear anything over the sound of familial laughter. Are you guys sweating too? It’s so hot.

Me: [Starts applying expensive chap stick silently]

Waiter: Would you like to hear the soups of the day?

New Yorker seated in the booth behind us: [Peeks over the half wall and casually shouts] No, but I can give you directions to a real Italian restaurant!

Me: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Waiter: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Family party of 17 seated next to us: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Date: [Screams in terror because he suddenly realizes he was the one who died in the car accident last night - not his sister, and now he is in hell for eternity as punishment for the sins he committed in his short, mortal life]

[sword-grandma]

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[expensivetastexox]

[errorschacha]

Callout post for rude baby seen at grocery store

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I started to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.