Today, I didn’t know that I was reading a fanfiction and thought I was reading something canon.
So, today during 7th period, I was talking to my friend and I pulled up ao3 to read some animorphs fics. I saw one labeled “incorrect quotes,” but I thought by “incorrect,” they meant out of context. Excitedly, I flipped through the chapters reading every thing out loud and verbally reacting. “When did Marco say that?” “What is the context?” “That’s so funny!” “I didn’t know they could say that!”
My friend corrected me that I was reading incorrect quotes. From a fanfiction. I was devastated. I had no idea I was reading a fanfiction for half of my 7th period class. I thought they were canon quotes…
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I wish I had no biological sex. I wish I could just be completely biologically androgynous. Surgeries exist, but I wish I didn’t even have an assigned sex at birth
Sorry if it sounds weird i view sex and gender as COMPLETELY different things
( I had forgotten my role in making fics here on Tumblr mbbb, but maybe I'll end up moving to AO3 in the future 👀👀 )
Chapter ; 1 / ?
The dance
Sage of Truth was combing his long hair while looking out the window; it was morning. As he combed his hair, he saw a rabbit climb onto the table and hand him a letter.
Sage of Truth bent down and picked up the letter; it was a letter from Burning Spice Cookie. Sage smiled and sat down at the table, turning on the lamp.
Sage of Truth opens
" My dear Sage of Truth, I come to ask you a favor. Tonight there will be a feast in my temple to celebrate the first blood moon in my kingdom, and I would like you to kindly come and dance with me. I don't want to force you into anything, so feel free to make your own decision. "
— With love, Burning Spice Cookie
Sage of Truth reads, then smiled, picked up a quill and paper, took some black ink, dipped the tip of the quill in the ink, and began to write.
He finally closed the letter, and the letter teleported away.
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Burning Spice Cookie lay on the throne, holding the axe, until he received the letter. He opened it and read it, a smile spreading across his face.
" Oh, hot stuff... I'd love to go out with you tonight and dance together while the blood moon burns our bodies. Yes, I'll make sure to be there and spend time with you after so long... It's like a dream come true... The two of us dancing together, our bodies pressing against each other, I'm dying to feel your warmth and the scent of roses. Your strong body against mine, and then we'll have our intimate night together. "
Ps. I really miss your touch and warm ~ .
— With love, Sage of Truth.
Burning Spice Cookie smiled, blushing slightly, and then he called over Nutmeg Cookie and said
— ' Go ahead, you and the others, prepare tonight's party and distribute invitations to cookies from other kingdoms. Now. '
Nutmeg Cookie nods and she walks away.
Burning Spice Cookie smiles, reading the letter again and again with satisfaction and a little excitement. It was very rare to see him like that because of a letter.
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Night fell quickly, men in suits and women in beautiful long dresses, some with their hair up and others with their hair loose, curly or short.
Burning Spice Cookie sat on the throne, quiet, his thigh swinging, anxious and also impatient.
The doors open, a bright light shines, and some rabbits with trumpets begin to play, and Sage of Truth enters.
A white suit and long cape, and also a long coat.
Everyone at the party is impressed, and some even feel jealous and admiring; Sage of Truth is such a famous virtue.
Burning Spice Cookie stands up and smiles.
Sage of Truth orders the rabbits to leave, and after that, Sage of Truth walks and approaches.
Burning Spice Cookie smiles even wider, bends down, takes his hand, and kisses it.
Sage of Truth smiles and waves his hand, blushing.
— ' So romantic... Good evening to you too... ' Says Sage.
— ' Do you wish to dance with me on this night of blood...? '
Sage of Truth smiles and then nods, the two begin to dance together in the middle of the room full of people and waiters all watching.
The two men's bodies press together in the dance while Sage Of Truth rests his head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat, feeling the hairs on his chest.
— ' You know, I missed this so much... Your warmth... Your touch... How soft your body is, your scent... Your- '
Burning Spice Cookie puts his hand over the other's mouth and then leans in a little, whispering.
— ' You haven't changed at all... You're still chattering... But let's leave that for later... Let's just enjoy ourselves and then we'll eat. '
Sage nods in obedience, and then the two resume dancing together.
★★★
After a few hours
Finally, dinnertime arrived. All the guests sat down and chatted while the waiters brought the food.
Sage of Truth sits watching various types of food arrive. His eyes were shining, he was very excited and hungry.
There was roast turkey, as well as mashed potatoes, beans, rice, and shrimp.
Sage Of Truth smiled, picking everything out and putting it on the plate. Burning Spice Cookie smiled a little, finding him quite cute when he was hungry.
The two eat in silence and chat a little while drinking wine.
★★★
It was 3 a.m., all the guests had left, and Sage Of Truth and Burning Spice Cookie were walking together down the hallways.
Neither of them is sleepy yet, only Sage of Truth... a little.
The two of them watched the moon from a window near each other.
— ' Will we ever get married? '
Burning Spice Cookie is surprised by the random question but then calms down.
— ' Yes. I would absolutely love it, our children running around the house. The two of us finally living together and helping each other, in a land of peace... '
Sage smiles, then looks at him, and the two kiss.
Their lips pressed together gently and slowly, a tender and honest French kiss; they truly loved each other.
Burning Spice Cookie was the first to deepen the kiss, and after that, the two pulled away.
Sage laughed and then hugged Burning Spice Cookie.
— ' I want to do fun things now!!!~~~ '
Burning Spice Cookie laughed, then picked up Sage of Truth, the two kissing as they went inside.
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(I finally finishes this fic,,, also its almost time to go to school anyway, they both maked out hard after that byebyeeeyeebey...,., meow)
can bots please stop posting porn in my lovely animorphs book club community thanks its really annoying when i think im getting new animorphs content and i open the community to find that
i havent read any of those so i cant judge but in 9th grade (normal, not advanced) we had to read oedipus rex at the very beginning of the year and write the theme. The easiest topic out of all of the options to write about even though it was kind wrong was that “the theme of oedipus rex was the oedipus complex by sigmund freud”
i was in 9th grade and had no idea what or who sigmund freud was or his theories, or what the oedipus complex was. So i had to google everything and realized i was writing an essay about some pseudoscience incest.
i ended up turning in my essay about the oedipus complex and how it was the theme of oedipus rex. I think i got like a 85 on it. The teacher praised my research.
#whatever i shouldnt of been writing an incest essay at the beginning of ninth grade but oh well i didnt even know what i was writing about 💔💔💔