hey.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

[moomyclam]

Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

media shocked. “how did trump win” they said. “how could this bombastic fascist become president after we gave him more than half a year of completely free airtime until his momentum reached critical levels” they said. “we’re so surprised”

[hither2]

[fanotastic]

Totally out of the blue Steam card giveaway!

Since Turbulence took home the overall winner for this year’s Saxxies, I’m gonna throw a $50 Steam card out there just for the hell of it. :)

Rules - Reblogs are 1 entry - Likes are 1 entry - Multiple entries allowed - No giveaway blogs - Must have an active Steam account to enter - 24 hour response time upon deadline - Ask box must be open

If picked I will shoot an ask to the winner’s blog then friend the winner’s steam account and share the code over Steam chat. Look out for a friend request or ask from Fano ★ Tastic.

GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 25TH @ MIDNIGHT EST

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

for the third time

[vfilthy]

Supermarket carrots. Artist unknown

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

Does "artist" refer to the photographer or whoever stacked those carrots

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

how to sneak chocolate undetected into a US cinema

[iguanamouth]

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

[iguanamouth]

sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit

[birnechen2398472-deactivated201]

the bear is loose

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

Barrack Barry Bear

[chickenshack-blog1]

Words can’t describe how meaningful this is…

[absoluteprimalmovingcause-deact]

Yeah they can: not very

[homerlaw]

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

"the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin"

[yiffmaster]

all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality

[howllor]

a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm valentines day we celebrate worm love and experience the plague

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

Watch as I illegally torrent love

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

that’s really inspiring

[premiium-deactivated20140323]

holy fucking shit

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

No that's really stupid try not to make enemies???

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

[deez-nuts-for-real-justice]

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

[gamefanatics]

My real gripe with Skyrim.

[anddicksonsyouruncle]

Mario is a platformer

[buckfosses-deactivated20170201]

good

[dinheac]

a headline from my perfect world

[hroakie-blog]