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Kleo is still a little confused after her move... She's really timid so she freaks out at all the little noises in the house but when I started playing guitar she laid down and fell asleep. I think we'll be pals.
Ten years ago, the prettiest girl I had ever seen in my nine years on the planet walked into Mrs. Jonesā fourth grade classroom at Bellwood Discovery School, and for the next three years, she was all I could think about. No joke. We played a name game in Mr. McGeeās class where you had to catch a ball, say your name, and throw the ball to someone who would then have to say their name and your name as well. Can you guess who I threw the ball to?Ā In the fifth grade, I wrote a note asking Alyssa to go to the movies with me (which made me an absolute nervous wreck; I was scared she might say no and also, movie dates arenāt exactly fair game for a ten year old). She ultimately sent a messenger across the playground to politely turn me down, but that didnāt stop me! We were boyfriend and girlfriend on and off for three years in elementary school, but she was numero uno in my mind the whole time (still is). Like literally, for three years I just wished she would like me and that she would be my girlfriend forever because she was so awesome. I was convinced that she was the one for me! Fast forward to two years ago. She texted me out of the blue and we started talking again. I asked her to go get coffee with me, and on July 25, 2013, we met at Just Love. We talked for hours, and Iām pretty sure we both knew that it was meant to be within the first five minutes of being there. I did for sure.Ā Iām sorry for the long, long post, but I cannot contain my excitement for the fact that I get to do life with the girl I had a never ending crush on when I was a kid. I still remember the first time we held hands at the movies seeing Turbo⦠I kid you not, I could not believe it. I was holding THE Alyssa Stenderās hand. This is all like a dream, but the best part is that itās real. Canāt believe it. Iām unbelievably lucky to have her.Ā Ā I love you!!
Flat Earth Theorists: Youāre all Idiots
I usually donāt get frustrated by much of anything, but there seriously is a trend going on amongĀ āenlightenedā individuals that they know for certain that the Earth is flat. Seriously. They use stupid YouTube videos with math (that is admittedly correct) but based on such ludicrous logic that it makes me sick to my stomach to think about. They watch videos based on scripture (but itās not just scripture, itās some basement dwelling lunaticās interpretation of scripture) and assume that they know more than any one else on this planet. The read on Flat Earth Society Forums and brood over their distrust of the government/government agencies/logic/reason/knowledge/common sense and decide because they think that something like the Sun being nearly 150 million km away (which is true, yet still mind blowing) is so unbelievable, it must be untrue. Against all logic and reason of those that literally spend their whole lives studying all things regarding space; against the centuries of knowledge that is essentially irrefutable; against simple logic; these idiots assume that a few conspiracy videos they happened to see on YouTube are truth above all else. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
I canāt even begin to explain why this frustrates me to no end. I hate when people believe in something that defies all logic and reason and common sense because they find acute cynicism to be so terribly in vogue.
Go read a book. Go outside. Go do anything else but sit at home spend all of your time on the internet. Youāre all idiots... Iām sorry, but logic and reason can prove at least that.
by Rob DenBleyker
I ALMOST PEED MYSELF OVER THIS.
this poor person oh my god im dying at the irony of someone who is dead inside having to wear a giant smiley face
the phrase ācuriosity killed the catā is actually not the full phrase it actually is ācuriosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it backā so donāt let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than waterĀ The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Letās not forget that āJack of all trades, master of noneā ends with āBut better than a master of one.ā
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So donāt worry if youāre not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u
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I AM DYING
I want to cry why has God forsaken us
17 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Filled Jokes Only A Dad Could Get Away With
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I love dad jokes with a passion.
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DAT CAPTION THO
I canāt. like I really just cannotĀ
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Donāt give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CANāT FIND THEM
I CANāT STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
ITāS NOT FUNNY ITāS VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE ITāS DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUTĀ I CANāT FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
YES ITāS BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny