i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@beezndatrap
i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
Me: no.
destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you don’t want one of these
i need it
I have always thought about this
When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure
human brain: beds go on the floor
monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE
look at you! living just fine without the person you thought you needed.
I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back
In crying 😭
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
@since-the-900s
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers
me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!
Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™
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Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]