[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[thebestoftumbling]

[toastbutteregg]

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[may]

Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*

Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.

Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*

Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.

Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.

Me: no.

[rainymeadows]

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

[mogifire]

I have always thought about this

[blackbellybella]

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

[followthebluebell]

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

[anxietyproblem]

[coolsuggestion]

look at you! living just fine without the person you thought you needed.

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😂😭😭😭

[arisentyou]

In crying 😭

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[corpsefaking-moved]

im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers

[knifefightscene]

[teenagerposts]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[books-and-cookies]

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

[iggykoopa666]

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[eggsquad]