🤷‍♀️

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[depsidase]

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[firebuggg]

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

[maswartz]

AI toys for young children need tighter rules, researchers warn

In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[theconcealedweapon]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[eurasianmagpies-deactivated2026]

the male loneliness epidemic is completely self inflicted because if you're nice to them as a woman they instantly try to fuck you and i guess they can't be nice to each other because then they would have to fuck each other

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[loveridden1999]

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[andiesdolls]

i love to heavily play on the fact that bruce and his sons looked so alike when they were younger. cant telk if this looks more like dick or jason tho.

[depsidase]