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[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[sexedplus]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the one thing i have going for me is that everyone whos ever fumbled me even on a platonic level stays feeling like the biggest dumbest asshole on earth forever. because man cmon

[aropride]

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

[kitschyliving]

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

hold onto this for me

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[firstfullmoon]

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

[deconstructedclub]

[amaranthineanomie]

He affects 5G towers like metal does a microwave

[meow-moment]

He walks into Chernobyl and parts the radiation like Moses did the Red Sea

[onesevensevenfiftythree]

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

[slitherpunk]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[jessbeeandthehive]

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

[vympr]

can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy

[julianna1]

blue eyes* 🥹

[vympr]

not on this post white devil

[emojeesus]

Green? 💚💚?

[vympr]

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[kitttenteeth]

i have what I call the “This is my first time on earth” stare

[reasoncourt]

EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

[doctorstarky]

Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn't a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

[red-red-spout]

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real