Kiss From a Synth

22 Louisiana born, Texas raised. Savannah, GA. See you space cowboy

[comingfromastatechampionasshole]

Domesticity prompts

1.       “But look, this is on sale!”

2.       “Why did I let you remodel the bathroom?”

3.       “Here’s the grocery list”

4.       Trying to buy a new couch

5.       I trimmed you a love note into the lawn.

6.       Hanging a porch swing together

7.       I don’t think she noticed my new haircut

8.       The CORRECT way to organize the dishes

9.       Our first dinner party

10.   The in-laws come to visit

11.   Celebrating an anniversary

12.   Shoveling snow

13.   “No, that’s not how you do that”

14.   A shrunken sweater

15.   Baby’s first steps

16.   Rainy day cuddles

17.   Painting

18.   A new mattress

19.   Date night in

20.   Thanksgiving

21.   Warm sheets

22.   The thermostat fight

23.   Going through old boxes

24.   “You could stand to eat healthier”

25.   Our baby going to prom

26.   Getting older

27.   I love yous whispered in the dark

[sexatoxbridge]

[icouldplayanything]

Who said no???

[kimreesesdaughter]

White People.

[acoustickitty01]

Wait, remember what? The band? Of course. And I’m white. But… was it something else?

[kimreesesdaughter]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

No but for real there’s shooting yourself in the foot and then there’s aiming a whole fucking bazooka at your legs. I cannot fathom what Tumblr is thinking banning “adult contact” in its entirety. I’m very much not a fan of porn but they even admitted that they’re using bots to decide what is and isn’t “adult content“, and judging by how well those bots have worked in the past (doing things like blocking a video of my cat Sophie for nudity and applying “restricted content“ filters on the most random of posts), this will only guarantee that more completely innocent blogs get nuked, as well as things like art blogs that show little too much anime titty or fanfiction that mentions the sex. Even Christian sex info blogs like @holy-sexuality could be in danger. This is the implosion of the website as we know it. Tumblr will be as obsolete as Myspace and as deleted as Vine in the next six months.

[slothsandfangirling]

Nsfw blogs after the 17th 😂

[memehistorylog]

I had to contribute.

[festival-of-pudding]

fyi

I think this is new too?? if you have side blogs or old blogs you haven’t used in a long time, you might want to post before they give your URL to someone else :\

[catchymemes]

[lovedripdrop]

Wild

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tarrkin]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I firmly believe that the 2003 clone wars series was cancelled because the production team understood the force better than Lucas ever did.

[butchpinkiepie]

This animation style is amazing!!!!

[draganddrop]

[sixpenceee]

The artist is JennyJinya

[cutex24]

important!

[grooming-tails]

Seems a perfext time to share this as my home time of Manchester is currently celebrating pride !!

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Racist Ohio Driver Says Viral Video of Him Calling Black Man a N***er Ruined His Life

Jeff Whitman drove two miles out of his way to follow a black man to his house and harass him in a now-viral racist tirade. The consequences were immediate.

“I’m out of business, I’m completely out, I’m done, I’ll never work in Columbus again,” Whitman said. “This has completely and thoroughly ruined my life.”

“I just don’t understand the intensity of the hate,” said the man who drove two miles out of his way to verbally abuse a complete stranger based on the color of his skin.

[thekwikemart]

drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10 marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

[unbornwhiskeyy]

this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief

[hotboyproblems]

now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials

tomacco juice

tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10

flaming homer/flaming moe

the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10

ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie

this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10

[veryspecific]

[amberum]

Bubbles

[amberum]

🍒

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around