Ketchup Luvr

[sabonhomeblog]

[designed-decor]

[badsciencejokes]

[cartnsncreal]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[hollieturner-blog]

[rodiya]

[andreaumali]

Jajaja

[themountainlaurel-deactivated20]

[grace--upon--grace]

[andreaumali]

For u @areli

[certasluas]

[nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva]

So satisfying

[sensitiveandopinionated-deactiv]

omg…this just made me …excited

[birdasaurus]

[seaofwishes7-deactivated2018030]

[storyop1]

[compljcated]

don’t u worry there is someone out there laying in their bed thinkin about spending the rest of their life w someone like u

[andreaumali]

W/ u***

[stillnothingmovesu-deactivated2]

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

whom else as a young girl had A Giant Gay Crush on 3rd year Hermione in that pink sweatshirt