i’ll believe in anything

compelled by the narrative...love making sideblogs and gifs main @horribleherstories

[pensherosjourney]

take me home, country roads 💙🧡 oilers forever

[puckwanger]

[pensherosjourney]

what do you meannnnnn giroux isn’t going back to Philly anymore because of this offer sheet 😭😭😭

[heartsandstars46]

Just so we are all aware, VENGEANCE NOW was the Flyers playoff slogan during Danny’s first year here. So.

[jeynearrynofthevale]

[davisschneiders]

we might have to tar and feather pagnotta for getting everyone's fucking hopes up

[lightfe11ow]

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

[woman-respecter]

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

[washedupkam]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED

[washedupkam]

this is fucking insane. bonuses are paid at the moment of signing (or right at the beginning of the season, july first) and are lockout proof (regular salary is paid periodically throughout the season). this forces the ducks to also match this payment format which is just a fucking crazy salary format if you want to save money.

[washedupkam]

JESUSUDDHDBX

[thornescratch]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES!! The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

[lesbiansports]

how nhl free agency is going

[teex]

If Danny briere pulls off bringing back Giroux to the Flyers we are looking at a truly generational fujoshi run

For his next trick I expect the resurrection of Nolan Patrick’s corpse

the fact that danny cant be sure which party reached out because he and g are constantly on the phone giggling and kicking their feet while dreaming of a reunion...

through loverboy GMs all things are possible

[stereax]

[pensherosjourney]

if danny b brings giroux back to the flyers 1) LOVE IS REAL 2) i will be locking in to the flyers this season

[jaesawalth]

[dvar-trek]

I'M GOING TO BE SICK

BLUES BUYING OUT JO'S CONTRACT. NOBODY WANTS HIM??? 😭 If you get him back to the level he was at, 4mil is SO reasonable for a team in the middle of the standings that's not up against the cap, like WHY do they hate my boy???

[annieqattheperipheral]

Both a good and bad thing???🥺 Joe sakic you know what to do!!!!😭🙏🙏🙏 Nate needs his high school sweetheart back again you know he does. This poor dear🥺💕