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this is mainly a personal/hr blog, aside from the occasional reblog about whatever else im obsessed with. i talk about the actors and their projects sometimes, but i always tag so feel free to block those if you don't wanna see it.

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the rest of my tagging system remains a mystery to everyone including me

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ilyasmole

something i really really love about this scene is while yes, shane is laughing along with ilya, he's so much more subtle about it. he's trying his best to keep his composure because he knows how important this shoot is and he wants to be professional. and ofc ilya also knows that but he's just. so. flustered. by. shane. his crush on shane is SO big. and being so close to him, looking in his eyes like this...like ilya is just totally unable to keep his composure bc wowowowow this really hot hockey player who i've been crushing on since saskatchewan is looking directly into my eyes and smiling Like That and my heart is pounding so much and his freckles are so cute and my cock is twitching in my jockstrap and how the fuck am i supposed to keep my composure when all i wanna do is kiss him over and over...

and ilya turning his face away, that's not just because he's trying not to laugh. it's because he's embarrassed. he's flustered. he knows he's being Obvious, he knows he's being unprofessional, and i think that's part of why he just says fuck it when they're in the showers bc he's like....well surely this man knows how i feel now. surely he saw how flustered i was getting. surely he knows that i'm gonna make a move. but ofc shane is completely clueless and confused and that makes ilya feel even MORE flustered (and horny) lmao

basically ilya is just so head over heels for this man from the very beginning and it's so sweet to watch. he was smitten from the start.

ilyannarozanova

Being rich does not stop Ilya from being Shane's sugarbaby. That man is texting Shane like Heeyyyy I want this [insert bullshit item of the day] so bad pls can u get for me? I will make it worth it for u 😏 and Shane is like Ilya you're rich you can buy it yourself?? And Ilya is like noooo you buy it for me. As a gift 😜

Shane is kind of exasperated but also delighted because he lovesssss taking care of his baby boy so of course he buys Ilya whatever he wants. Ilya is so proud to be thee Shane Hollander's sexy controversially young (by one month) boyfriend and he brags about it constantlyyy after they're married. Like Oh yes I was just sexy sidepiece but he fell in love with me so hard he married me. And Shane is standing next to him like 🙄 as if he didn't just buy Ilya $2000 worth of fancy appetizers and drinks on their date last night.

They have wild kinky sex about it too. Obviously.

hollanderthoughts

thoughts on women?

None yet but I’ll keep you updated

lavenderprose

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

weltenwellen

Chen Chen, Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced an Emergency

#lit

smokey-ilya

fat baby shane headcanons

yuna and david had slight panic attacks after their ob mentioned possibly inducing at 39 weeks or possibly needing to do a c-section due to the baby's size

shane was born at 9lbs 9oz, 18.5in with the most perfect chubby cheeks and puff of dark hair. he had no issues latching right away and all of the nurses commented on his strong appetite

it was a whirlwind after they first brought shane home bc they quickly realized that none of the newborn diapers or clothes really worked for him. david made multiple trips to the store for different diapers and basic onesies those first couple of weeks

once extended family were invited to visit and meet shane, they dressed him up in a baby newsboy hat and suspenders, placing him on yuna's grandfather's (shane's great-grandfather's) lap for a picture since they now had matching outfits. great-grandpa is a serious man but he got a kick out of his mini-me

shane was only 5 months old for his first halloween so yuna and david turned his stroller into a penalty box and dressed him up like a mcgill hockey player then david and yuna both wore david's old jerseys too

that first winter, yuna and david would play argue over who got to hold shane while he slept bc he was "the perfect little heating pad"

#shane hcs #yuna hollander #david hollander #baby!shane

averagesquire

ilya would loooove minion memes

averagesquire

him and cliff would send them to each other all the time

ahexagon

ilya voice ah papoi hollander

luulapants

the underlying message of any ethically sane hockey story should be "abolish the NHL and all existing youth hockey programs" btw which is one of the many things wrong with the gamechangers series

luulapants

this is what we all need to be manifesting okay?

snackmurdock

Me, not a Heated Rivalry fan, reading this and radically misunderstanding what you mean by Game Changer

luulapants

sam reich's silence on hockey abolition is DEAFENING

hollandar

HEATED RIVALRY — DAY 1

Recalling the first day of filming, Tierney says that after seeing the pair excel in the emotional wringer, his own “nerves were out the window, I knew I could throw anything at those guys.”

#hr.bts #hudcon

avantgarden-er

Cliff voice Hayden! I didn’t expect to see you after blucifer told me of your demise man.. haha prophecies beholden and such 🤣 Hayden like Blucifer? Are you having a stroke? And cliff suddenly serious like don’t say that about stroke survivors