I deserve everything good

27. I love Musicals, Books, Singing, Fanfics, Harry Potter (though not the author), Love stories, and Music. I will thrive in life

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[hag-o-hags]

Don't sleep on @queerliblib the Queer Liberation Library for all your queer Libby needs!

[sozvezdiyay]

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

[qqchurch]

[abuzd]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[virdivinus]

It’s like holding on to water, doesn’t matter how hard you try..

These feelings of despair and longing, they’ll fade, they’ll die..

You will rise from the ashes, you’ll learn to smile again..

You’ll dance and laugh in time my friend, just work through this blinding pain..

The tightness in your chest right now, will be replaced by butterflies..

For every darkest night you’ve ever seen, there’s always a beautiful sunrise.

[trulyabookweirdo]

God please, i need to forget him soon. Let me be free.

[trulyabookweirdo]

Shane Hollander doing the "Planking till failure" trend for social media without actually knowing what it means... He breaks the internet. Am i right? 🤭😂😍

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[penandinkprincess]

ilya on this video call: *dismissive hand flick* hollander, this is not important. you are stealing my moment. back to what i was saying: red roses, i think, for the wake. i know they mean love and you do not love me anymore, but maybe you can just pretend for the sad people who come to mourn me so they do not turn on you for being the cause of my death-

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

[trulyabookweirdo]

Me generás algo muy extraño. Te quiero, y quiero hablarte y saber de vos. Te extraño. Pero el solo hecho de imaginarme hablándote, abriéndote esa puerta, para que dentro de un tiempo me empieces a contar de /ella/ , porque a pesar de no estar mas juntos "seguimos siendo amigos"... Me mata. Quiero saber de vos, pero sé que a la larga me va a hacer mal.

Quiero contestarte esa historia de instagram, pero no quiero fingir demencia.

[trulyabookweirdo]

I have just learned that my ex boyfriend of 4 years (who broke up with me THIS JANUARY) is dating the girl who I TOLD HIM was after him since last year and he swore up and down she was just his friend.

Though i am 100% sure he never cheated on me, it still hurts my fucking ego and feelings. Why couldn't he take into consideration my concerns? Cause I WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

Fuck.

I really want to not care, cause i know we weren't the best for each other in the end, and i think we are better of separetely... but fuck this man for dating the *one* girl that i had a problem with being his friend. As they say where i'm from;

"Ojo de loca no se equivoca"

And for fuck's sake i was right.

[ilyas-left-nut]

this altered my brain chemistry

(no i’m not this talented) got this off twitter

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

[trulyabookweirdo]

I have this headcanon that [SPOILERS FROM THE LONG GAME] after Shane and Ilya get outed and the media frenzy winds down, they end up doing several low stake interviews to get the general population to like them as a pair. And so at one point they end up doing the "reading mean tweets trend" together (the idea was for them to defend each other) and one directed at Shane reads:

"Can you imagine being the reason that Ilya Russian-Greatest-Love-Machine Rozanov spends the rest of his life having boring missionary style sex? Shane Hollander, if you really love him, let him go"

And everyone can see Ilya trying to understand the tweet for a second before he freezes, his breathing becoming unsteady while he interrupts Shane (stammering through a media trained response) to say:

"you... You think that Shane... You think he..."- before completely collapsing into absolute laughter. The kind of laughter that kind of hurts, that has you wheezing and trying to find your breath, that gets tears in your eyes and turns your face red from lack of oxygen. His voice and laughter get high-pitched, and he has to steady himself on his husband cause he almost falls from his chair.

The man is completely undone while Shane smacks his leg to "shut up, shut up!", all the while trying and failling to finish the sentence, cause he can't believe anyone on this planet could think of Shane as anything less as a sexually-deviant-kinky motherfucker who would rather die than do something less than soft BDSM.

Every time he starts to calm down, he looks at the camera and starts laughing again. They have to stop recording for 15 minutes, and in the following part of the interview everyone can see the red eyes from the tears of laughter, and the cuts in the video from where he couldn't control himself and started laughing again.

The day after it's released, Ilya's unhinged laughter becomes a response meme for when people say something stupid.

[flor-del-ceibo]

Poema que escribió a sus 13 años José Beláustegui, desaparecido por la dictadura.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[trulyabookweirdo]

I wish for your hugs

But i also wish you would never touch me again.

Cause the moment you do

I know i will break.

[trulyabookweirdo]

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