Hawk On Fire (On Tumblr)

That guy waiting for the last slice of pizza.

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Allergy season.

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This is the reason why they tell you to wait until the train comes to a complete stop.

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Otter problems.

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#WednesdayWisdom

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‘Wolverine 3′ producer confirms film will be R-rated, and feature a “radical, bold, different Wolverine than you’ve ever seen in any of these movies.”

I thought, how could he be different: MUSICAL NUMBERS.

THEY CALL ME CUBAN HUGH

I’M THE KING OF THE MARVEL U

WHEN I SLICE UP THE BAD GUYS I GO, CHICK CHICKY BOOM, CHICK CHICKY BOOM

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Apparently you can buy Mein Kampf as an audio book now.

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The catch of the century that never was.

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Oh Alex...

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People trying to get out of their seat at the movie theatre.

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*Mission Impossible theme song plays*

He's gonna pull a hamstring.

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"This is your captain speaking. Strap in, bitches. I saw this in a cartoon but I think I can do it."

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Little leg problems.

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Canadian mating dance.

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"I can't let him think I'm mocking him for being Asian by narrowing my eyes."

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What happens if soccer players see themselves in birds eye view with VR glasses? This.

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Tourist death trap.

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When things take an unexpected turn.

I love you, I love you, I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE!!!