[timetrees]

about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

criminal minds: gives me this scene

me: (My longest yeah boy ever)

[janeypievanas]

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

[nixxie-fic]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

just so you guys know justin trudeau the happy canadian cool guy prime minister™ hasn’t honoured any of his platform promises since getting into office and the first thing he actually did as PM was sign a 15bn dollar weapons sale to Saudi Arabia–the largest human rights violator in the world atm–even though he promised, if he was elected into office, that he would get rid of the deal altogether lol. canada is complicit in crimes against humanity and is still really really really racist don’t be fooled by JT’s six pack he’s a piece of human trash too 

[juche-karl-heisenberg]

In addition to his total apathy towards indigenous people (you know, like all of those missing women who have yet to be accounted for?) this guy seems like he’s just scum with good PR.

[boingoalive1988]

not to mention after the paris agreement he has done fuck all to meet what has to be done to avoid global warming, he is continuing to build pipelines straight through indigenous communities which in turn is directly threatening their food supply and contributing to global temperature rise and is all in all a liar who has barely met any of his platform promises which i really cant say i didnt expect.

[zinge]

Why do we never hear about this?  Are people really just not talking about it in order to preserve his nice guy progressive public persona or what?

[apersnicketylemon]

We ARE talking about it, but this is the first post I’ve seen that has gotten any notes. I myself have made a half dozen posts on this, on my main blog and they got all of five notes because only other Canadians cared. (The one or two I made here got maybe 20 notes).

We have been trying to talk about this, but most people outside of Canada do not care about what we are saying about it, and then reblog photo sets of JT being ‘cute’ or doing push ups or something.

[dragonzair]

@allthecanadianpolitics has this tag too

[quasi-normalcy]

We have been talking about this fairly consistently for months but outsiders don’t give a shit about Canadian politics.

(He hasn’t broken all of his promises my the way; just lots of them)

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[ftcreature]

Glass Frog glows like a constellation within the dark of the South American rainforest.

[xekstrin]

IT IS THE UNIVERSE FROG

[ghibli-collector]

The Architecture of Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

[archatlas]

Harry Potter & Magical Spaces Amanda Penley 

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[simsgonewrong]

I have no idea what the hell happened with my cat.

[best-of-memes]

[gingko-ghost]

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

[keeganatour]

Bless your heart my sweet child

[jon-snow]

“hey, what are the top five movies that should have been about women falling in love with women that instead have het romances that make no sense?” thanks, me, i’m glad you asked

[calanthe]

ACCURATE.

1. Bring It On (2000)

2. Legally Blonde (2001)

3. Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

4. The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

5. Whip It (2009)

[sunnysofa]

[teavibes]

This made me smile ago much omg

[humanpersonface]

Is there a way to tell Pandora “yeah I plugged in Florence + the Machine, but stop playing barely tuned whisper-singing white guys with fiddles and clapping in the background.

The genre I’m looking for is ‘ladies who are possibly slightly gay and also maybe witches’ not 'white guys with dreds, waiscoats, and banjos’.”

[meowjuana-deactivated20180407]

[its-mademoiselle-love]