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"A legend is an old story, a dead thing, frozen forever. And we are very much alive, still in motion." -Kevin Vibert

[connorhudsongifs]

HUDSON WILLIAMS APPRECIATION WEEK 🍒 DAY SIX: FAVORITE TRAIT

Inappropriately Funny

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I feel like some of you guys are forgetting that when he met another queer person who had a different self-presentation than himself, after his initial self-conditioning and internalised homophobia made him think how weird they looked, Shane's first conscious thought was to correct himself and to be like 'I need more queer friends.' I guarantee you he would not prefer to be around his racist, sexist, homophobic ex-friends and teammates instead of his gayass sunshine-and-rainbows power-of-friendship hopecore team. Idk where you guys are getting that idea.

[parcai]

do y'all ever randomly remember ilya shooting a fucking puck at the plexiglass making shane shriek in front of an arena of grown men bc he was jealous of the reporter. what was that

[hudconvent]

id like if season 2 started with the lighter click but its just ilya outside of the canadian tire centre in ottawa. no one comes out to tell him he cant smoke there. it just holds on him somberly smoking, quietly, alone.

[sunnydejavuu]

imagine if some arena security guy escorting shane to the ambulance hears ilya’s name clearly when no one else does and sits with it and realizes that he may not know why hollander is so insistent on telling rozanov that he’s ok but he’ll pass on the message.

and so he gets himself into position near the visitor locker rooms and he gestures to ilya as he’s leaving said locker rooms (looking very shellshocked and quiet and scared mind you) and he takes him to the side and just says

“hey i was with hollander when they were taking him away and he kept trying to tell us to talk to you. tell you that he’s ok. man i don’t know why he was insisting but—”

and he just cuts himself off because rozanov’s face is doing something really weird?? Almost like affection?? Then it’s wiped clean and he’s rambling off this excuse of “oh we got friendly at all stars this year he must have seen me stay on the ice once he got hit okok thank you so much for message i have to go”

and the security guy watches ilya practically run to the team bus and just stands there and goes. huh. that’s weird.

then when they’re outed the guy is waking up in a cold sweat at three am thinking oh my god i was informing the man that the love of his life wasn’t dead

[connorhudsongifs]

HUDSON WILLIAMS APPRECIATION WEEK 🍒 DAY SIX: FAVORITE TRAIT

Inappropriately Funny

[parcai]

do y'all ever randomly remember ilya shooting a fucking puck at the plexiglass making shane shriek in front of an arena of grown men bc he was jealous of the reporter. what was that

[hudconvent]

id like if season 2 started with the lighter click but its just ilya outside of the canadian tire centre in ottawa. no one comes out to tell him he cant smoke there. it just holds on him somberly smoking, quietly, alone.

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I feel like some of you guys are forgetting that when he met another queer person who had a different self-presentation than himself, after his initial self-conditioning and internalised homophobia made him think how weird they looked, Shane's first conscious thought was to correct himself and to be like 'I need more queer friends.' I guarantee you he would not prefer to be around his racist, sexist, homophobic ex-friends and teammates instead of his gayass sunshine-and-rainbows power-of-friendship hopecore team. Idk where you guys are getting that idea.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[dontcallmeanythingplz]

When Ilya texted Shane the whole 9 inches thing, Ilya had to look up a centimeters to inches conversion. Russia uses the metric system!

But I also think it had come up with the Boston boys in the locker room and the guys being jock bros just razzing each other "I'm 8 inches" "oh yeah? I'm 9 inches" "pfft y'all are lying. Y'all are probably 6 or 7" and Ilya was super confused and asked if micro dicks are a thing in America because he's pretty confident he's at least 22 centimeters. To which the Boston dudes are like "what is a centimeter?"

Then MyCliff Marleau explains to Ilya that different countries use different systems to measure.

[lavenderprose]

Overheard in the locker room of the Montreal Metros:

- "Okay so you can either give a guy a full blowjob without nutting OR let him cum in your mouth. And you have to pick one. Which one are you doing?"

- "How many backshots would you take for a million dollars? Okay, a billion. Okay, fine, a--a wizard says that he'll make you king of the world but only if you take ten backshots--"

- "Your wife grows a penis every year on her birthday and if you don't suck it she'll never have a pussy again. You sucking it?"

- "If I was dying and the only way to save me was to suck a dick would you do it? Does it fucking matter whose dick? Fuck, I dunno. Ilya Rozanov. Yeah, you've gotta suck Rozanov's dick to save my life--"

- "All the women are dead and we've gotta repopulate the Earth and--yeah, Andy, obviously men can get pregnant in this scenario--and you're one of them--do you let a guy knock you up or do you let the human race die out? No Andy, IVF doesn't exist, it's the apocalypse. Do you let a guy nut inside you for the good of humanity?"

- "A million dollars per blowjob and you've gotta swallow. How many are you giving?"

- "Okay so what if the Commissioner came in right now and said Great job boys, you won the Cup, but we're not gonna give it to you unless one of you takes it in the ass from another player in the league--who are you picking? Yeah, if it's you who has to take it. I dunno! Maybe it's gotta be the ugliest player on the team who does it haha."

- "Nah man, that's not cool, don't bring Cap into this. If the Commissioner said Cap had to take it in the ass, I'd volunteer to do it for him. Just because he's Captain doesn't mean he'd automatically have to be the one to take it. We'd never let that happen. That's our FUCKING CAPITAINE WOO HOLLZY--"

- "There's a gun to your wife's head and they're gonna pull the trigger of you can't convince Ilya Rozanov to make out with you super sloppy. Yeah, of course there's tongue. You've gotta act like you want it too."

- "How many times would you lick another dude's asshole for--"

- "Okay there's a genie. And he says, good news Gil, I'm gonna give you a billion dollars. But the only way to do it is to live with Ilya Rozanov for a full calendar year. And yeah you've gotta fuck him. I dunno, a normal amount? Twice a month? Like a normal married couple I guess. I dunno which one of you is the girl, Gil, that's a fucking weird question."

- "Okay FINE new question. Would you fuck Ilya Rozanov for a billion dollars. What do you mean fast or slow? It's Ilya fucking Rozanov, Gil."

- "Well, I mean, okay--if it was fast it'd be over sooner right? But if it was slow, like, that's probably better for, like...your asshole--"

- "I don't know, Gil! Probably like, lube. Not that I'd know about that, my girl's always WET AS FU--"

- "Guys I don't think we should play would you rather around Cap anymore. He gets real weird about the dick questions."

[penandinkprincess]

obviously we have the montage of shane getting ready so we know yuna wasn't in his room with him before the first hookup, but i am laughing about the idea of shane stressed as FUCK trying to get his mom out of the room after she stopped by to go over a new brand deal with him.

watching the clock and SWEATING because he doesn't have rozanov's number atp obviously so he can't text "HEY MY MOM IS HERE. CANCEL IT. CANCEL IT ALL. DO NOT COME UP HERE.", but yuna can read that Something is up with shane, so she's even less likely to want to leave him, so she's actually stretching this out LONGER trying to figure out if shane is just really nervous about this new brand or something and honey, did someone say something today? do i need to kill someone?

and shane is pulling out EVERY ounce of deception he has never consciously had to use on his mom before to just get her OUT. he doesn't even have time to fuck around with his outfit because he needs her to GO. in a moment of ABSOLUTE fucking desperation he says he feels sick and retreats to the bathroom and pours some water in the toilet so it sounds like he's puking, but he WAY overshot this one because now no WAY is she leaving.

which means ilya still knocks on the door.

and it's YUNA who answers.

ilya's whole body takes a screenshot.

and shane in the bathroom atp heard the door open, so he almost hits himself in the face with the bathroom door trying to get out and do...

what, exactly?

so they're now in this WILD three way standoff, and yuna is being polite about it but is clearly 'what the FUCK are you doing here?' and shane genuinely for a moment thinks his mom is about to find out that he was not only about to have sex, but he was about to have GAY SEX.

nope.

"sorry, i forgot i asked if he wanted to come up later and watch the game"

"what game is on tonight?"

*shane aol dial-up noises*

ilya jumping in because oops guess this is a group project now, taking a WILD swing in the dark based on something that was on a tv in a bar he snuck into a couple of weeks ago: "uh, cars. car racing."

"you two are going to watch...nascar?"

ilya, has never heard the word nascar in his life: "yes. sounds very interesting. i love...nascars."

yuna ends up leaving the room so they can...watch?? nascar???....but also shane has never been less turned on in his fucking LIFE.

they actually do end up talking because now shane is paranoid his mom is going to be in the hall watching and waiting to catch him in a lie, and the more nervous he gets about it, the more lowkey ilya is worrying about it, too, so they do actually end up spending a chunk of time together.

and it actually?? ends with them talking to each other?? and finding out they actually LIKE talking to each other???

[penandinkprincess]

GOD yuna doing a little bit of research on nascar because she wants to support shane's interests and bond with him (even if she's??? a little thrown???? by this?? but okay?? he's trying out adulthood and getting to explore things beyond being a teenager at home. okay.)

but now shane is trapped in pretending to like nascar because his mom asked how watching it with rozanov was, and he's like, "...really fun! yeah, it was exciting. they, um, they go really fast."

now shane who doesn't give a FUCK about cars beyond Thing That Takes Me Places is stuck in summer watching fucking nascar with his mom. and david clocks that shane isn't into it, but he figures that maybe yuna? has found an interest in it after the topic came up? so shane is bonding with her over that? aw, how sweet.

yuna teasing him about danica patrick being too old for him so don't get any ideas, and shane is just How Did This Happen To Me.

poor guy just wanted to explore gay sex and now he's doing a photo op in jimmie johnson's car???

save him.

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of shane being SO fucking annoyed that he has to go to this shit only to get there and learn that instead of a swedish princess, he gets to hang out with very strong men who move heavy car parts around for a living who are EXTREMELY competent and good at what they do

[mintylix]

TFW your arch rival shows up to the face off after breaking your teammate's nose...

More art here!

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[cottagehillsunset]

So we learn that the Pikes have a Swear Jar right. Now imagine Hayden trying really hard to stick to it, especially as the kids get older and actually start to speak more. And then during a game Ilya slams him into the boards and Hayden just yells at him "You're such a fudging mother trucker Rozanov". And Ilya isn't even mad, he just stares at him for a second and then starts laughing as he skates off.

For the rest of the game, whenver Ilya looks at him he just starts cackling (doesn't stop him from scoring, though).

Hayden, seething on the bench: "Smug Fucker"

Shane, sitting next to him, without taking his eyes off the game: "Swear jar"

[ellisonwongparty]

the problem with rr is that she's like. really super hilarious.