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[ituoiocchisonouncielostellato]

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[factly]

[softwaring]

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[macden]

mac + “gay”

[welcometohamilton-blog]

‘Look Down’, also known as ‘Javert your eyes’.

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[bluemcclain-deactivated20171212]

Can y'all believe Aang invented the fidget spinner

[victorious]

Friend in 2011: I wanna die

 Me in 2011: no! D: you got so much to live for ://

 Friend in 2017: I wanna die 

 Me in 2017:  

[omurizer-draws-things]

[androphobiadarling]

Dudley: Who's Cedric, your boyfriend?

Harry: Man, I wish

Dudley: what

Harry: what

[bisexualharrypotter]

Closeted bi Harry listening to Ron telling him about blurting out his ball invitation to Fleur, and without thinking telling him how very close he came to doing the same with one of the Durmstrang boys. Stopping mid-sentence as he sees how wide Ron’s eyes have gotten, realizing his mistake, and nervously waiting for Ron’s reaction. The two of them sitting in silence for a short while before Ron asks, “Was it Krum?” Harry shaking his head and Ron shruging, saying, “Good, all those fangirls of his would have murdered you,” and then teasing Harry about the guys from Durmstrang being so big that Harry would have to be the one led instead of leading. Both of them being in better moods and joking the rest of the night. Fast forward to the ball. Harry and Parvati walking over to Ron and Padma after the first dance. Ron bumping Harry with his shoulder and muttering about how Harry should have gone with a Durmstrang after all because he’s terrible at leading.

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[inkskinned]

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and … me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

[tylers-blurryface]

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[tls123]

when two bis get together they both get to choose a bonus gender to be attracted to