me.

I'm only 21 and I've already mastered the art of fucking things up. If that's not talent, well then, I don't know what is.

[deviltufts-deactivated20200301]

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

[the-perks-of-bandmembers]

Stay Happy There// La Dispute

[greekstreetart]

“Le géant 02″ by Pupet 

Athens-Greece 2019

Photos: Auryn F. Photography

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[paranomosaic-potato-deactivated]

Its pronounced la croy

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[batcoins]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[traumadipper]

vibe check! *just starts fucking sobbing*

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

everytime i see a pair of earrings missing from a multipack at the department store

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[mogifire]

you awkward Audrey, you

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[bob-belcher]

about me

[cikero]

don’t choke on the boot !

[dykey-femme]

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[molliekatie]