Twerkin' my way downtown

What's up? You've reached my blog. I'm Ashley, 19 years old. INTJ, runner at heart, and appreciator of all things artistic. I love Sherlock, Tom Hiddleston, Lord of the Rings and so many other things! I want to be a physical therapist and am counting down the days til college! I like helping people, so if you want to talk, I'll always listen. I usually follow back, but sometimes it takes me a while to look at new followers: not because I have a lot, but because I'm lazy.

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[classics-suggestion]

No It Isn’t

[pon-raul]

that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen

[pon-raul]

[catchymemes]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Canon micropenis representation

[beatlesweatles]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

[natehankz]

[aw1998monsters]

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[pasdecoeur]

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagment, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[protect-and-love-cats]

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[sumrsgirl]

Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth. We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!

Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.

[stimman4000]

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[back-that-sass-up]

this is absolutely ridiculous. I am in SHOCK and I am in AWE

[kitty]

he sniff

[alyssabethancourt]

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

[dancinginthesetrees]

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

[shaelit]

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.