I can see your pain Im sorry

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

[thirst]

x

[orbitaleire]

its that time again

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

[thyrell]

question

[thyrell]

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

[moniach]

Smacking a horse is the most popular euphemism for jacking off in Polish so when it comes to my mother tongue, OP might be on to something

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i need to sit down this was literally me jabbering onto a keyboard while sleep deprived at 7am and ur telling me i basically almost made a bilingual polish joke

[onlytwitterpics]

[level5goblin]

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dennys]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[joshxdonna]

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[studthismuffin]

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

😂😂😂😂

[justwaaaitonit]

Lmfao

[meanplastic]

[n-award]

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interesting music choice

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

before unmuting, please watch this for at least 10 seconds and try to guess what song is playing. i guarantee you are incorrect

[unclefather]

I just started crying and someone asked me what’s wrong

[onlyblackgirl]

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Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Local news does not give any fucks lmao

[needtherapy]

But wait! They got him a shirt!

[heathicorn]

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

[brittany-carel]