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andrew garfield. 38. actor. NWH SPOILER ZONE not the real andrew.

[andygrfield]

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ben: glad i'm not alone then.

ben: i bet. it's always an honor to be recognized for the things we put out there. but especially when it's something so close to your heart.

ben: it is a fun location! cold at times, but fun. you got it. i'm free tonight and tomorrow, so whatever you want to do i'm up for it.

andrew: never

andrew: they've just announced the SAGs today, and I'm up for yet another. Grateful for what I've got, but I'll really be shedding some tears if I take that one home to my mum as well. Everything I do from here on is for her, but that role really was /just/ for her.

andrew: my schedule is open both days so we can go tonight or whenever works best for you.

[andygrfield]

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ben: wow, thank you thank you. this is me not knowing how to deal with a compliment.

ben: and also congrats on your win!

ben: packing, actually. headed to budapest for filming this weekend. but i could squeeze you in somewhere.

andrew: i relate to you there, mate.

andrew: thank you so much! i'm so honored to have it, really.

andrew: oh shit, that sounds like a fun location. please do, mate. would love to see you

[andygrfield]

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ben: heard you were gushing about me. keep it up. when do i get the next hug though?

andrew: i mean, have you /looked/ in the mirror lately?

andrew: dunno. what are you doing tonight?

[andygrfield]

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emma: i've told you already, but just wanted to congratulate you again on the golden globe. i knew you would win, and i'm so happy you did

andrew: there is no one i would have rather been with while finding out the news. thank you for matching my excitement and not telling me to chill out.

andrew: i've picked up the award this morning, now it's setting next to a photo of my mum in my office. all for her. i am going to be cleaning and buffing it once a week

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vanessa: So apparently you won some award or something? Idk, seems like a big deal so well done.

vanessa: KIDDING! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. Sharing the screen with you was a dream and I am sure this is the first of many for you! Big, big, big congrats to you!!

andrew: Apparently I did! I didn't go this year unfortunately, I was actually at the zoo with Emma and her daughter when I received the news. So, a large crowd of people witnessed me freaking out like a mad man for about half an hour

andrew: you were magnetic to work with, and because of your energy, i was able to match and put my best foot forward. thank you for everything, v. it was a blessing to work with you. thank you so very much!

[stevenrogered]

Andrew Garfield wins Best Actor in a Musical/Comedy at the 2022 Golden Globes for tick, tick… BOOM!*

*it is his third nomination and first Golden Globe win

[emilystn]

For the past few months of her daughter’s life, Emma had managed to keep Louise’s life mostly private. After an early incident that led to TMZ leaking her daughter’s birth certificate, nothing else had been written about her daughter and she hoped to keep it that way. So while Emma was a little worried about going out in such a public place, she knew most people at the zoo would be families, too preoccupied with their own children to pay any attention to her at all.  She had agreed with Andrew to meet there directly, and she was already a little late.

The drive to the Los Angeles Zoo was surprisingly short, and she was able to easily find a parking place, before getting out of the car to take out the baby carrier. Emma easily put her daughter in the carrier, facing forward so that she would be able to easily see the animals. Before closing the door, Emma made sure she had everything, quickly checking her phone to text Andrew that they had arrived.

A few moments later she noticed the familiar figure, waving in his direction as she walked toward him. Emma could feel like a knot in her stomach, but it was not exactly anxiety and more so the anticipation of introducing someone who had been such an important part of her life to her daughter. When she finally reached him, she slightly tilted her head, a smile on her lips. “Well hello, stranger. Funny seeing you here.” She tried to joke before looking down at her daughter. “This is Louise, she’s very excited to meet you as you can see.” The baby was enthusiastically moving her legs and arms up and down.  @andygrfield​

[andygrfield]

After making plans earlier in the week to reunite with Emma, Andrew couldn’t help but feel ecstatic that Emma wanted to introduce him to her daughter. He couldn’t wait to see either of them, and ended up heading out a few minutes earlier, arriving before the Zoo opened, but it just meant he found a good parking spot. He responded to a few pending text messages, his phone eventually dinging again with a text from the redhead stating they arrived. Andrew stepped out of his vehicle, locking it, as he approached the Zoo gates to meet them.

While he waited for the two to make an appearance, his eyes took no time to find Emma pushing the stroller in front of her as soon as they appeared. He waved back, a small smile growing as he took a few steps forward to meet the two half way, a bounce in his step. As Emma gave a sweet expression and began speaking, a grin spread across his own face. “Hello to you, too.” He teased before dramatically tipping his head back, hand waving as he spoke. “Oh, I know, small world,” His eyes came to rest on the small infant in the stroller. “And look at this precious little bean,” Andrew chuckled, squatting down to address the baby. “Hi, sweetheart. I’m Andrew, an old friend of mummy’s. You can call me Andy, though, or whatever else you want. We’re going to hang out today with some animals and have a good time, yeah?” He teased, reaching in to brush a finger along her cheek, grinning wildly at her reaction. “God, she’s adorable, Em. I love her already.” 

Andrew pushed himself to stand, clapping his hands together quietly, “So, you two ready to head in? Got the tickets and all?” He asked, turning immediately to walk beside Emma. “I can’t wait to see some big cats. Hopefully some reptiles, too? Maybe Justin Bieber?” He teased. “What about you, Em?” He asked, giving her a gentle nudge. “What are you looking forward to seeing? Besides me, of course.”

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[andygrfield]

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alex: well i always feel awkward doing that. i mean after nearly 20 years in the business i still get weird trying to like...contact people

alex: somewhat. i think she's trying to make her way as the alpha of the house, and gerry is just her lackey

alex: oh i can't wait to tell her that. she'll be swooning in no time. you know, in the way that dogs can swoon

andrew: no need to feel like that at all with me, i look forward to any and all conversation

andrew: as she should be! hahaha. poor gerry.

andrew: one day i will shower her with all the love she deserves

[andygrfield]

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abbey: stooooppp, you're gonna make me smile, but you really do.

abbey: I might do it, you might have just convinced me, ill have the walls of hell behind me the whole time. people won't know what to think. what are you gonna do?

abbey: you know that says a lot when they say like nothing like you deserved the best. as much as I love tom and tobey. you def deserved more. other times they would kick the person asss for saying such a thing.

andrew: you should always smile!

andrew: honestly, you'd look amazing. i wish we were in october right now just to see it. i have no idea who i'd want to go as, it's too early to say.

andrew: i did deserve better, i know i did. i don't think i deserved more than tobey or tom, per se, but it would have been nice to have three films. i guess we'll see what happens over at marvel studios. maybe they'll decide to put out a third installment, either way, i'm grateful they brought me back for no way home. it was nice to tie up my peter's loose ends and get his closure.

[mancandykings]

ANDREW GARFIELD

The Hollywood Reporter (2022)

[andygrfield]

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emma: i'm sure there has to be a precedent about at least one labrador murderer. or you could be the first one, great achievement. i will not speak without a lawyer.

emma: good to know

emma: oh yeah, totally my favorite

emma: well, you know my bird's feet tattoo he draw me that all my family got it? but it looks awful now, it just spread while everyone else's fine

emma: i didn't word it that way obviously, but yeah basically.

emma: oh yeah i know what you mean, don't worry

emma: you know, you're right, i think we could even make it another five years since we aw each other on new year, we wouldn't want to already be tired of seeing each other

emma: i'm not sure about that but baby giggles are the best thing in the world

andrew: if you were comparing me to a cat, i'm sure there would be plenty leads. but labradors? never. the only leads google is providing me with are owners who claim their labradors are actually demons and threatened them if they didn't carry out felonies...take that as you will. poor fucking dogs. i'm going to adopt them all. wise decision.

andrew: ...never mind, i have seen that one. i was thinking this was a personal one on your rib or something. really? either way, what an honor to have a blob paul mccartney initially drew for a tattoo.

andrew: just teasing because you're fun to tease, is all. 😘

andrew: we could but that wouldn't be fun at all. is it really that easy to get sick of me? of this face? come on. you should be immune at this point.

andrew: baby giggles provide so much serotonin, you're absolutely right, but so do you.

[andygrfield]

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Fair enough. Maybe just wear a lot of padding or something. Yeah, really. It’s uh not working for me so far considering I’m not currently seeing a woman right now. Don’t know if you are keeping up with the gossip or anything like that. I tend to avoid it at all costs, but things slip through the cracks.

Fantastic idea. Well, when the time’s right, you’ll find a partner. It’s good to be single and focus on yourself sometimes. No, if I hear something, it’s usually one ear, out the other unless it comes from the source themselves. I’ve learned to never go off of gossip or pay any attention to it. It’s sad that people are so fucking invested in other’s business. If you need a buddy to talk to or someone to be your wingman, I’m always available. 

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alex: well, i would stalk in return (to make it even you know) but you use lurker accounts so i would never know where to find you

alex: yes, that's Eunice. my roommate got Gerry when we first started living together, and he learned all his best traits from my previous dog Levon

alex: oh she'd love to hear that. she gets a big ego and loves the attention

andrew: oh, i give my socials to friends. all you had to do was ask! lol

andrew: that's sweet. is eunice picking up on those traits too?

andrew: she's earned the right, being that adorable

[andygrfield]

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abbey: oohh stoppp, you're too kind! you deserve the best.

abbey: well with me, you can use it all you want because its just me when i get mischievous

abbey: i mean since you said so.... they're just going to have to get use it , promise I won't tell them that you gave me the okay!

andrew: so do you! 🥺

andrew: you should totally go as elmo in the seventh level of hell for halloween this year

andrew: they probably would trace it back to me, i've been pretty open about how much they fucked me over in press. they must not be that mad at me for it, though. given i haven't received any cease and desists. they know i'm right. lmao

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emma: i do remember, i'm still convinced you killed someone, you just won't admit it.

emma: you wouldn't help me hide the body?

emma: i mean, people who own lizards are just their own kind of people. my favorite? i don't know about that, but you're definitely very happy and sweet and great to have around. but it's definitely a compliment coming from me.

emma: well, that would be awkward if i had a tattoo made by billy shears instead of paul, i wouldn't like that so much. people really are too wild for their own good.

emma: no, no, it's not. i would just like to know if he introduced him to someone who had the same place in his life as you had in mine. but he's fine with it, so we're good. sunday's great, i'll get us some tickets for the zoo. all i'm hearing is that you want to see me on saturday night, but you know 🤷‍♀️ my mom keeps saying she looks exactly like me when i was her age, i obviously don't see it, but i like to think she's right.

andrew: never. labadors dont kill. emily jean's however? strong probability.

andrew: with those eyes? i would probably do anything you asked me to. depends on how my back is feeling that day.

andrew: no, i'm your favorite. its okay. you can admit it, em.

andrew: wait, you have a macca tattoo?? can i see it?? i want a personalized paul mccartney tattoo. the fuck.

andrew: 'hey is it cool if the guy i almost married meets our kid?' i'll cover the next date.

andrew: not date, but you know. next time we hang out.

andrew: i'm just offering myself up if you were disappointed to have to live another day without me, is all. but you know. what's another day when you've gone five years?

andrew: she looks just like you, em. your mum is right. i bet she laughs like you too.