god just won't have me

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[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[dubiousdisco]

tá rodando o pmundo esse print

[rocky-the-rock-offical]

Rocky learn about period cramps. Rocky HATE period cramps. Rocky wish every human woman never have again. Give all to Rocky. Rocky bear weight.

[faerieconsort]

mas pelo menos ninguém vira penta esse ano

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[phoebebyers]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[shrugsinchinese]

Spite, the great motivator

[dubiousdisco]

[t4timekeeper]

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????