Andy

Hi

[spilling-tea]

honestly ill come back to tumblr for atla

[voicesbyzane]

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[obviousplant]

[hahaha-urp]

Renamed paint colors.

[s-horne]

These are the colours from The Good Place and you can’t change my mind

[sandersstudies]

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[therealjacksepticeye]

To any of the accounts out there using what’s going on in the world as an excuse to further amplify your petty hate agenda against me and this community, you should absolutely fucking ashamed of yourselves. How dare you use the suffering of people to further your own petty, childish and gossip filled garbage.

  Use that tenacity and passion you have to do something good with your time, especially now, instead of constantly bickering over false information every day.Be part of something better.  I normally don’t interact with this stuff because it’s incredibly childish and most of what people say is flat out wrong anyway but there are SO many more important things to discuss right now. Get involved and make the world a better place. 

[mueritos]

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!

[jackdawn]

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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[cellochicita]

I’m crying pls listen

[drawnsnake]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

[chemicalgee-deactivated20210329]

I always troll my friends with this

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

[ceescedasticity]

This is by Max Raabe and the Palast Orchester. Their original genre was 1920s-1930s-style German cabaret/popular songs in the style of the Comedian-Harmonists; they also do covers of newer songs sometimes.

Oops, I Did It Again, Tainted Love… I was going to look to see if they were on spotify but the search won’t work for me right now so idk.

[jackironsides]

They are absolutely on Spotify.

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

As someone who’s main two genres of music are Creepy 20′s Circus Music and Queen…..HOW DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS EXISTED

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imjustsoscaredallthetime]

[wtfteaching]

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

[rebelmeg]

NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, “I don’t get it.” And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.

[1494andme]

Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.

[the-adhd-society]

And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.

[finn-exe-hasstopped-deactivated]

hi im not one to ask for notes or whatever but please if you could read this it would mean the world !! i want to do something good for the community and for seán. art is what i know and its what i'll do !!

also since im ass at tumblr i wont be replying to any comments but your names will be written down as soon as you reblog or comment !!

[sharky-g-deactivated20200529]

Sharky/Green 💚

[girlofsteel3]

Lindsay/ Green please :)

[darksscales]

Shari / White 🤍

[busted-puppet]

Kaitlyn/ wine red ♥️

[tracobuttons]

Huffle and I’ll take white please :)

[a-septic-mind]

Dawn and in green.

[n-anon]

N and Blue if ya can!

[fear-is-nameless]

Fin, white :)

[rogue-of-broken-time]

Rogue, white! :D

[andymp-blue]

Andy, green c:

[aspendrawaw]

I recently worked on a commission for @iamliteraltrash1’s Septic Sides side blog banner! This was so much fun to work on especially with drawing the different egos as sander sides characters!

@taikeero-lecoredier @immabethehero @the-real-comically-insane @kiipz @victory-cookies @caori-azarath @sharky-g @skatle-skootle-demon-noodle @obsidiancreates @the-chemist

[andymp-blue]

Perfect, just perfect

[anxietyproblem]

how

[peach-molasses]

Just like this

[theladyofthevarioussorrows]

Yup

[kinderes]

cinematic parallels

[skullsulker]

me in the stuffed animal/plushie section of a store

[anxietyproblem]

[mocha-latte]

Have you ever been in such a state of misery where your heart ached so much you could barely breathe?

[belovedgoofball]

Could I socially distance myself from these emotions? Quarantine these thoughts??

[authenticalt]

Henrik runs into Chase’s room fearing what he may face.

Chase’s voice has the ragged rasp of a hopeless person. Someone who is utterly crushed by the world, his color drained away like the alcohol in his broken glass. Henrik wastes no time sweeping his long time friend into a hug. Chase’s sobs only worsen.

“Why? Why did you save me?”

Henrik is at a loss, crushed by the broken man’s words. Instead of speaking, he rubs the back of Chase’s head, much like a mother would a child. The broken sobs continue into the doctor’s chest.

“I’m sorry,” Chase’s voice is muffled. “I just want it to stop hurting. I’m sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry.” He keeps repeating himself quietly.

The doctor has had enough. He only wants his friend to be happy. “Chase. I want you to breath. Can you do that for me?” Chase stops blabbering for a moment and Henrik can feel him give small nod.

Henrik hold his small body. When was the last time he had a proper meal?

“Breath with me okay?” Henrik slows his own ragged breathing and begins to rock in time.

They sit like this for a while, until Chase’s shaking body begins to still. Henrik’s voice finally breaks the thick silence. “You are not alone. You are never alone.”

Decided to hop on the angst train whoop. @stringbeananonymous