Every male Conservative rabbi: Shabbat shalom, everyone! My name is David, Aaron, Jacob, or Jonathan. I have a neatly-trimmed beard and wear glasses, and you can tell I’m fun because I’m wearing colorful socks and a knitted kippah! Please join us for Musical Havdalah this week, where I’ll be playing guitar/hand drums/tambourine along with my Jewish dad band!
@ everyone tagging this with some variation of “you’re right but you shouldn’t say it,” you all are COWARDS and Every Male Liberal Rabbi is going to play Kol Ha Olam Kulo to remind you that הָעִיקָר לֹא לְפַחֵד כְּלַל
first he’s going to lead us in a niggun, so once you’ve become accustomed to the melody, feel free to join him in song














