[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[babyfairy]

me bothering my friends

[elsaspants]

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

[yarrrilo]

This is my new favorite thing now

[hilariousgrindr]

Everyone mourns differently.

[homofied]

[ashenravens]

[rymonaflowers]

[fairycosmos]

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

[unclefather]

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

[bonechomper]

Franklin??????????????

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[whiteyoda]

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[unclefather]

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[weheartfandom]

me @ me

[jebbyfwish]

Pascal says 👏crying👏is👏healthy👏and👏valid👏

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[memesandlaughs]

[dinahevans]

That’s not a deer. It’s a donkey. So this caption makes zero sense

[hostess-withthe-mostest]

…can’t tell if sarcasm

[dinahevans]

I’m being serious. Look at it it’s a fucking donkey.

[hostess-withthe-mostest]

please look at a picture of a donkey side by side with this picture and try that one again

[synth-mage]

Best use of marketing at my school

[moyomakadis]

Honey I’d walk through fire for you just let me adore you

🎶

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