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“And here I thought a teacher might be more receptive to such a valuable education,” Mundungus replied, hand pressed to his heart as if to express how deeply wounded he was by the accusation, though the cheerful smile had yet to extinguish, even as she turned to bellow at her students midway through her scolding. “The next time someone tells you Knockturn Alley is no place for pigeons, maybe you’ll listen.”
He beamed, rocking on his heels and rolled his palm to produce a single galleon, rolling it deftly across the back of his knuckles as he continued, conversationally, “Besides, nobody said that con artist and bartender had to be mutually exclusive occupations, did they? I find myself quite capable of keeping up with both on a good day, much like you manage to balance professor and drunk.”
With a bat of his eyes he pocketed the galleon again, listening to the irritable stamping of hooves and the loud snorting of the horses. It was a miracle, he thought, that the poor things hadn’t decided to make a break for it already. “Come on now, Professor,” Mundungus turned to regard her with that same goading smile, “It’s a festival. Don’t look so gloomy about it.”
“There are lessons in this world that can be learned without physical pain, you know.” Molly retorted, keeping her eyes off of him for the time being. Her did her best to stay vigilant, to watch over her students, but it was difficult with this man lingering nearby. The term ‘pigeon’ sent a flare of annoyance up her spine, spreading heat to her ears, which were burning - she was sure - a distinct red.
The clink of a coin in hand turned her head, a brow raising. Now he was just showing off, toying with her. “I am not a drunk.” She snapped, knowing the moment the words tumbled past her lips that they sounded far too defensive. She could ignore in her own mind that itch to slip away for a few moments, for a burn of liquor in her throat. The man was a con artist, she reminded herself. They were supposed to read people, to pick out their weak points. So she needed her weak points to not be so weak.
“You look into spending a month organizing students, vendors, volunteers, animal wranglers--” Molly nodded pointedly at the irritable horses, “and then tell yourself to act cheerful about it, hm?”










