oh cool this is how my brother and i chat too

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oh cool this is how my brother and i chat too
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
This is still my favorite post on this whole site
a linguist: talks to me about languages
me, fascinated and hypnotized: øøh…. köòl……. .. tæll më mœr…… .
Tips to learn a language when you have no time to learn a language
Learn at least one new word each day.
Listen to one song each day in your target language and put attention to the lyrics.
Watch a video in your target language.
Listen to audiobooks in your target language when you’re on the road to your school/work/etcetera.
Read an easy article in your target language. Like the news!
Make two sentences.
Speak to yourself in your target language when getting ready in the bathroom.
Put your phone and social media in your target language.
Lingodeer, Duolingo, Memrise and similar apps are life-savers.
Remember you don’t have to do all of these each day. You can switch, omit or just do all of them. Always try different things to see which ones are fit to your learning style.
This is the best guide to making alveolar trills (like the Spanish “rr”) that I’ve come across, and believe me I’ve been trying to make them for over a decade.
The previous best advice I’d gotten about alveolar trills was, if you can make bilabial or uvular trills (which I can), you can carry the trill feeling forward or backward as applicable. Which worked for me, but is not terribly practical for doing inside each word.
my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”
i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.
the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:
稽首天中天,
毫光照大千,
八風吹不動,
端坐紫金蓮
(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)
on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.
(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)
this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.
Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander
ok we gotta come up with writing prompts for these:
1. After her magnate father’s untimely demise, Ella, recently jilted by her very own prince charming, turns to an old family friend for help stealing back her inheritance from a wrathful stepmother. But the pair can only work so much magic and time is running out: in this increasingly deadly game of cat-and-mouse, there’s no telling who will still be standing when the clock strikes midnight. Bonus points if the writer uses a ‘sin-derella’ pun
2. When her police chief father is forced off the case, a young P.I. investigates a series of presumed kidnappings of beautiful socialites. All roads lead back to a mysterious mob boss known only as La Bestia, but under the violent reputation there may just be more than meets the eye. Throw in a once-resplendent defunct casino known as the Castle, an egomaniacal ex-fiancé won’t take no for an answer, a local lycanthropy legend that may actually hold some truth, and the threat of being kidnapped herself–this detective is in for the biggest hunt of her life. But beast or not, she always gets her man: they don’t call her Jezebelle for nothing…
3. The Arabian Tiger’s Eye may not be the world’s largest ruby, but it’s certainly the most famous–and cursed. With a habit of disappearing and reappearing, the gem is briefly scheduled to be exhibited in public for the first time in decades. Naturally this brings all sorts of thieves out of the woodwork, including: a beautiful-but-dangerous royal descendant intent on reclaiming her country’s rightful heritage, a conman with a heart-of-gold being set up to take the fall, an indebted illusionist who is running out of magic to perform, a mismatched team of sidekicks, and a treacherous museum director who is ruthless enough to kill them all.
4. Commercial diving isn’t a glamorous job, and Ariel’s tired of the family business. When saving a handsome (but hopeless) swimmer leads to an invitation to a private resort, she jumps at the chance to see the outside world. And if the wealthy stranger assumes she’s one of the jet set, who is she to correct him? In need of quick funding, Ariel makes a dangerous deal. Ursula Enterprises is fishy at best, and the job is anything but easy: locating the long lost Sea Witch. The shipwreck has spent centuries on the ocean floor, sunk in almost undivable waters. But Ursula wants it–and its mysterious cargo. Still, sunken treasure is the least of Ariel’s worries–not when she’s already feeling like a fish out of water masquerading as a carefree tourist, and dealing with a love affair that won’t quite take off. Throw in a crabby family friend who wants her to return safely home, his sweet but floundering partner, and a contract she should have read more carefully before signing–it’s anything but smooth sailing for this rebellious diver, who just may be out of her depths.
the signs as fruit trees
Aries: Persimmon
Taurus: Apple
Gemini: Lemon
Cancer: Coconut
Leo: Orange
Virgo: Fig
Libra: Mulberry
Scorpio: Pomegranate
Sagittarius: Olive
Capricorn: Black Cherry
Aquarius: Lychee
Pisces: Avocado
These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)
My heart
ok but
that’s the cutest freakin’ thing I’ve ever seen
@asleepybisexual @winglessnymph
Wonderful! Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️
Unconditional doggo love
How my puppy greets me when I get home from work
Concerned dog refuses to stop hugging his owner who was injured in a fall
My friend’s diabetic alert dog brought me a juice box after sensing my blood sugar
Dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions
Dog takes care of baby
he wasn’t feeling well and everyone wanted to help
dog protecting baby human from vacuum cleaner
when she comes home from a long day at school, having a bad day, been told off or sad. Her best friend is here for her
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english: car
polish: :)
english: i changed my mind
polish: that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal
french: …ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: …just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW
English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~
English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes
English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig
JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
English: Poppy
Dutch: :)
English: … tell me
Dutch: Clap rose
@cliviacolomar
English: dragon Finnish: :) English: don’t. Finnish: salmon snake
English: watermelon Hmong: :) English: um, yes? Hmong: big cucumber
Asking the real questions here
some of you have never united Ferelden against the Blight and it shows
You know I had to do it to em
“Dude, I dare you to dab.”
“What? No, someone will see me someday, it’ll end up all over tumblr or something.”
“Oh come on, no one’s ever going to find this one picture.”
“Okay fine, but you have to do something too.”
Most convincing piece of evidence for timetravel I’ve ever seen
i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
Quick Tip to Draw Straight Lines & Avoid Shaky Hand Lettering by Sean McCabe
(reblog to save an artist
Of all the art classes I’ve taken, this is one the most helpful thing I’ve ever learned.