Combustible Lemons and Other Stories

Dumbass doctoral student blogs about things.

[intrntnl]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as happy as Robert Pattinson hanging out with a cow

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[pearlflavoured]

[Image ID: A tweet by @/nobodymovepal reading "the ideal fandom experience is 1 irl friend, 10-15 mutuals, 5 amusing strangers you're trying to impress with the whimsical bells on your jaunty court jester's outfit, & 2 artists who do not speak your language but will be making niche fanart for the next 35 years." End Quote.

The tweet was posted 16th november 2022. End ID]

[steamclouds]

Eva Stratt my east german queen they could never make me hate you </3

[perbrm]

[hungwy]

whats ur fav fruit?

Not a good time for this. I'm in the hut

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[worst-roommates-ever]

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 26th April 2026

↳ Magnus Manatee | 2025 Retired Design

“Such a merry manatee.”

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[dogpuppy]

[rainintheevening]

What is prev to you?

the smell of woodsmoke in the dark

sunlight glittering on drifts of snow

opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio

daisies in a mason jar

the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast

blank notebook with a leather cover

a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass

a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight

playlist that makes sense to no one else

yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river

silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets

a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway

Voting ended on3h

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now