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maddie, she/her, late 20s, i don’t know what im doing either

[anevermadebed]

well. saw @mothercain​ last friday. cant stop thinking about sun bleached flies (drafts/alternate versions under the cut)

Keep reading

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i dont understand why we dont have a great lakes bullet train system

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[anevermadebed]

my younger brother moved to my city ONE week ago and has already taken:

- my hammer

- my power drill

- my box cutter

- my citrus juicer

- my $38 of dunkin’ donuts gift cards

- my measuring tape

- my already open jar of pickles

- my unopened boxes of mac & cheese

- my weed

- my book i was reading

- my leftovers from the dinner i bought him

[anevermadebed]

let the record reflect he has returned the non-consumables, but he did break into my apartment to do it. when i asked why didn’t knock or tell me he was coming over he said. oh i thought about texting and then didn’t.

[anevermadebed]

my younger brother moved to my city ONE week ago and has already taken:

- my hammer

- my power drill

- my box cutter

- my citrus juicer

- my $38 of dunkin’ donuts gift cards

- my measuring tape

- my already open jar of pickles

- my unopened boxes of mac & cheese

- my weed

- my book i was reading

- my leftovers from the dinner i bought him

[undeadhousewife]

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[anevermadebed]

when did people stop gossiping.

i told a few choice people about my break up assuming they would spread the information to relevant parties, as i have done with many such life events. no such luck! every person i’m hanging out with is receiving net new information.

what happened to GOSSIP. god i have to do everything myself.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[anevermadebed]

recentering chicago by calling all bike shares divvys instead of citi bikes

[anevermadebed]

people are like. isn’t it inconvenient to take public transit to work? to walk to the grocery store? to have to plan your life around where the bus goes. well yes. a little. but that friction is good! like i go for a walk everyday whether i want to or not. i have to interact with a human being every day. this is good for your brain. it is also sometimes hard.

[anevermadebed]

you may think the gayest thing you can do during pride month is have gay sex with someone you gay love. close.

the gayest thing you can do is consult your and your girlfriends shared sapphic therapist about the tarot readings you’ve been doing as a mindfulness exercise that led you to believe you should take a break and then negotiate custody of a signed muna record.

[anevermadebed]

the metric system is fine until we start talking about someone measuring a dick in cms. now why are you sending me strap sizes in centimeters. nothing less fuckable than a scientifically precise unit. the lustful & intrinsic imperial system reigns supreme.

[anevermadebed]

i’m not like other girls my doctors said so but they can’t quite put their finger on why

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day