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Going to kill soemone

#WHERE TBE FUCK IS MY BUS #I WAS ON TIME #FUCK OFFFFFF

Did I back Fawx and Stallion in order to get a "Womb's Haunted" Sticker? Yes. Yes I did

#224bbaker #wombs haunted #fawx & stallion

mysharona1987

okiitos

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

thegreenpea

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

existential-dread-in-the-am

Goddamn preach this

rogue-cyberman

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

isthescavengervideocute

This feels important to reblog

satan-offical

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS DEAD!!!!!

#do not scare me like that

holyloved

Does LISTENING to an audio book actually count as READING it? In other words, if you listened to an audio book would you say "yeah I read that book!" ?

Yes of course

No not at all

Nuance (explain in tags/comments)

I'm bald/show answers

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

#it doesn't count as reading it #but idk what else it would count as

stockie-der-stock

I have glasses now and wow I never realised how bad my vision was. I thought I just didn't see writing that was far away but turns out even the writing only a metre from me was somewhat blurry. Wearing glasses feels like cheating because I now have 4K vision. I can count the leaves on trees from my window. Wow

#Oh wait no I can see myself doing this accidentally.#I need to remember this to NOT do it #I fear my social relations will indeed suffer otherwise #oh don't worry! it's not very noticeable- I only used to notice it because I knew she used to do it #and also she would stare me down while doing it #so you will be fine!

stockie-der-stock

I have glasses now and wow I never realised how bad my vision was. I thought I just didn't see writing that was far away but turns out even the writing only a metre from me was somewhat blurry. Wearing glasses feels like cheating because I now have 4K vision. I can count the leaves on trees from my window. Wow

#you can see! woo!#you can now do what my friend used to do! use your middle finger to push your glasses up your nose in order to flip someone off

celestetcetera

You can play the landslide, I can play dead / We can toss around all the knives in your head

Accidentally stumbled on to a live done by my childhood best friend. She sounds just like I remember, but also I couldn't remember what she sounded like until just now

#i moved #that's why we stopped talking #its hard to talk to someone you never see

Whoever first decided that "Emrys" can be Merlin's last name when he needs one is on my personal hit list

#I fucking hate it #it's would be like making Arthur's last name “onceandfurtureking” or “prince” or “excalibur”#emrys is merlins name. he has two names. it's also his title #it is how he is refered it in prophecy and by his people #it's not a last name!#immortal merlin would not adopt it as a last name (because it's clear he kinda hates it!)#I think he's much more likely to either steal Arthur's last name or make an homage to his mother (or maybe one of his many dead friends)#(I will argue the 'hunithson' to 'huntson' pipeline if you give me a second)#(headcanon that modern day Merlin has sixteen different lasts names depending on who he's interacting with)#and it's just jarring if it comes up as his surname in a modern au #I will argue this point til my dying day do not even try to justify it to me #bbc merlin

I'm all for healthy, strong male friendships and all, but if this show revealed that Merlin and Arthur were fucking I would not be surprised

#i am like 50/50 on whether I ship them or not #it varies depending on my mood #but also if the show had decided to do it it would not have surprised me #bbc merlin #(i have seen this show. I know how it ends. I'm just saying that them being entirely platonic makes sense. but also if the show had decided #to do romance it would have made equal amounts of sense)

My Dad would get on well with Kilgharrah

#“then your stupidity continues”#I am prepared to swear that those words have come out of my dad's mouth before

Unironically I think the best think my mother ever brought me was the pair of school shorts I had in my final year of Primary School

#like yes she's brought me lots of good stuff over the years #but the amount of joy and happiness I got from wearing them- that I still get from just thinking about them is priceless

uwillneverknowwho

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

#oo #that sounds not fun #good luck with that prev

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.