Doomed Yaoi

MAPS/P*DOS DNI, HOMOPHOBES DNI

[whisperstims]

[show-the-show]

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTONS*

[hetaliaeditwallpapers]

YES

[strangerthanyou011]

Y E S

[henrystickminthings]

*SLAMS PIN BUTTON*

[angatag2]

Y

E

S

[eggityeggs]

i was watching some stuff and i got an idea have some tiny little lobotos, i am running out of energy, i need to yap bout him so bad

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[scromch]

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

[scromch]

YEAH EXACTLY HOLY SHIT

[scromch]

oh my god hes perfect. replace the faces on us currency with him

[dead-lesbians]

So did bubby purposefully make food suit a lesbian or was that just something that happened on its own?

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[rimonoroni]

it has been like. two days

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[coredumpproject]

Is this really the comic that frame came from?!

[tainebot01]

Something funny I noticed about Deltarune’s whole view on choices is that there’s been one clear instance of your choices actually mattering ever since the start of the game…

And it’s if the game thinks your choices are complete jokes.

Built the Duck Thrash Machine? Everyone in game will tell you directly It Sucks Bad, and even in chapter 2 it earns mockery in the form of unique dialog and Sucky Attacks (that actually act as healing along the lines of Giga Drain.. because it sucks HP, geddit..)

Give the ballgame prize to Berdly? Everyone in the room will question your life choices, including Ralsei, yet Berdly will briefly join your party like a mini-version of Flavio from Paper Mario TTYD (permanent Berdly glitch when?)

Tell Ralsei you're going to the festival with Berdly? He looks bemused and once again questions Kris's choice, only for them to double down rather loudly (I will die on the hill that this makes way more logical sense than Kris randomly screaming in shock and horror, when you consider how they react when they like or dislike player input in other instances... just saying...)

Even a certain Pirouette ACT in the Jevil battle will result in a "useless bird"... except considering the unpredictability of the fight, the little bird essentially lets you tire Jevil a bit without any major detriments such as screwing with your health or boosting Jevil’s attack.

It's meant to be a bit of a joke in the moment, and we're meant to think the Joke Option merely provides a Joke Reaction because Haha Funny Why Would You Choose That Lol... but I wonder if these really are all Joke Options and nothing more.

Especially when many of them weirdly seem to revolve around birds.

[temstersarchive]

Sometimes you just want to make a funny haha meme and art just happens

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]

[butterfly-sapphic]

Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

[the-haiku-bot]

Op didn’t stop on

the part where they are also

a love interest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[b1tt3rt3ars]

Lately I've been having fun with the AU where Frown is a vampire and Brock is a zombie/vampire/golem. ___________________________________________ В последнее время жостко угараю с ау вселенной где Хмурик вампир, а Брок зомби/вампир/голем

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience