I didnt poison any of those people

Im potions! 26 hot Tgirl. If you’re trans and I follow you thats an open invite to DM me. if you want to be on estrogen, DM me.

[potionsandtinctures]

If you ever drank a liquid that made you feel a way. If you ever had a goop or concoction or something. That was me, with you. Amen

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[praziluk]

kindness is punk rock, beef bulgogi is dub techno and a paperclip is turkish black sea region folk music

[estro-boi]

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers

[vforvalensa]

Scully you're never gonna believe this

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

[shegayonmygirl]

what if we hated huge companies for not making their programs work properly on linux more? why do I have to be the one doing the fucking troubleshooting because this dogshit huge corporation doesn't want to put in any time towards making an actual proper linux version? why does everything have to be made for fucking windows kill yourselves

[shegayonmygirl]

AND WHY DOESN'T YOUR SHITTY FUCKING GAME. LEAVE A LOG. ANYWHERE IN IT'S FILES. THAT IS VITAL INFORMATION YOU FUCKING DICK.

[shegayonmygirl]

The game froze. why? idunno, we probably know what happened but we won't make that easily accessible to you. why not? eh, who gives a shit, this probably wouldn't have happened if you just used windows like a normal person. don't you like troubleshooting? you use linux so you obviously must be a turbo nerd that loves this shit. fuck yourself.

[shegayonmygirl]

if you're making me fucking do this anyways you could at least have made the logs easy to find, provided your shit even saves the logs anywhere, which it fucking should!!!

[tromboneralert]

I bet it feels good as fuck to hatch from an egg

[ed-longshanks]

[pawbeanies]

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[parkchanwoohoo]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[union-girl]

do NOT put me into context of any kind.

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[the-pink-hacker]

Sadly it is impossible to know what this means as an English speaker

[adivinedragoness]

@demilypyro