your friend

what's good?

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[gravegospel]

SHE 👏 LIKES 👏 TO 👏 COLLECT 👏 ROCKS

[theresaaaa17]

She’s proud of herself and I’m proud of her

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

[anarchapella]

Almost enough dogs

[professorspork]

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[cursedcatimages]

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[translesbianethics]

[pussylightlytoasted]

anyway who IS tryna give me their heart message me

[woodmeat]

Why are you so cute!?

Come off anon and fuck me

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

[catchymemes]