all this, and love too

[loveridden1999]

adult grief by louise glück

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[nereiids]

Clementine von Radics, Courtney Love Prays To Oregon

[quasi-normalcy]

The rookie mistake in fiction writing is assuming that short stories will be easier to write than novels because they're smaller. No. This is the equivalent to thinking that it's easier to make a pocket watch than grandfather clock. Short stories are complex engineering problems.

[nereiids]

Clementine von Radics, I Swear, Next Time I See You I'll Be Funny

[flower-of-the-desert]

I enjoy GREATLY the fact that Shane loooves Ilya being an asshole. Like other ppl would be fuming about whatever Rozanov said to piss them off while Shane is sitting there trying to fight off a smile on his face. His own parents complain about Rozanov being an ass and Shane looks delighted. He's sitting there chuckling to himself while watching video compilations of Ilya Rozanov Saying Shit.

"You are an asshole" he says with the biggest smile on his face before smooching the hell out of Rozanov who is making fun of his pillows, mind you.

[aslongasitsblack]

i love you chronically online ilya rozanov i love you redditor ilya rozanov i love you anonymous hate commenter on shit that does not matter ilya rozanov

shane [glances over at ilya’s phone and sees ilya frantically typing in cyrillic, stomach dropping to his ass because he thinks ilya’s getting into it with alexei again]: what are you doing?

ilya: arguing with somebody

shane: who?

ilya: i don’t know somebody on youtube short [clicks on profile picture and it shows a blurry photo of an ugly small dog] i dont think that is them

[lavenderprose]

Shane Hollander sat his freshly fucked ass on a hard metal step during Canadian winter and gripped onto that jacket so tight Ilya practically had to wrestle it from his arms like taking a sock from a doodle puppy. Under no circumstances did he have to follow Ilya down those stairs. These are things that your mother will never know about you Shane Hollander but don't you DARE lie to that woman and tell her you haven't been in love for years. You were playing Russian roulette with plausible deniability all the way back during the first fucking Obama administration.

[lavenderprose]

I think it's very funny that you can see Ilya visibly deciding that he's Shane's boyfriend because yeah, he's ready to be a kept man but is he ready to be Shane Hollander's kept man? Ilya and David are at that table by themselves for four minutes and the whole time David is looking at Ilya like Ilya is in line for a rollercoaster called 'Overthinking Everything Always' and David is the seasoned ride operator.

Ilya loves Shane so much that it's completely rearranged his brain chemistry but is he prepared to wake up in the middle of the night and hear the words, "I have an idea" at least once a month for the rest of his life. Is he ready to watch Shane spiral with anxiety for an entire afternoon because he can't remember if he put his reading glasses back in their case. Does he know that Shane is going to attempt to completely remove the color blue from Ilya's wardrobe for fear that they will inadvertantly match and Reveal Something. Does he know that the words 'I love you' were the secret key to Shane's inner freak and that his situationship-cum-Love of His Life is going to spend a not insignificant amount of time attempting to break Ilya's pelvis for the foreseeable future? Does he know that every time he has sex for the rest of his life there's a chance that Shane will say, "Say it say it say it," and if Ilya doesn't say, "Ya tebya lyublyu," in a timely manner before Shane comes that he will pout for an hour?

Like, does he know?

[notjambalaya]

"you look very pretty today" ✨✨✨

[cranium-thinks]

One thing I will never get tired of reading in fanfics is the ways in which the world discovers that Shane is a little sex freak.

It's so funny how everyone sees hollanov getting married and immediately jumps to "Wow Roz you got domesticated" as if Shane didn't use his gay virginity to do sex magic so powerful he soul-bonded Ilya's dick to his ass

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[my-2nd-account]

The hottest Ilya Rozanov has ever looked is when Shane asks "how could we let this happen?" and you can see Ilya behind him completely lost in the sauce hanging by a tenuous thread having clearly been edged to an inch of his life going at the pace Shane wants like the service top that he is and that vein visibly throbbing and almost popping out of his temple and his eyes are love drunk fuck struck sex crazed staring at Shane's lips and he's sweating his balls off as red as a tomato looking like he's 2 seconds away from having a reunion with his mother and he loves Shane and Shane loves him and he's too hard rn to understand what the actual fuck a rhetorical question is so he answers out of breath with a not contained at all horniness with something about stupid and irresponsible and Shane finally finally says "please fuck me" so he grips Shane's thigh with one hand and his shoulder with the other and starts thrusting like his life depends on it and Shane's gripping his hair and controlling his movements like the freaking rat from ratatouille and he pulls those golden curls hard enough to take out a few strands and Shane's fingers are in his mouth and he sucks on his nipples so hard he almost has him lactating and the windows are open and the sun is shining and it's a perfect fucking sight.

[healthyscratches]

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING / THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE - Michael Gray Bulla // Heated Rivalry

[sinmonger]

Ilya Rozanov + text posts

for @michael-runs-hot-guerin (x)

[top-cheese]

"Brian, I think I've mentioned this to you before: one of the phrases I absolutely hate in hockey, which I believe has contributed to keeping players in the closet is Don't be a distraction. I mean, how many times have players been told, all the way up, Don't be a distraction. Don't be a distraction. Don't colour outside the lines. And players grow up with that and then think I would love to come out and live my life openly and honestly, but if I become a distraction to the team, what is that going to mean to my career? Any thoughts on that?" "Well, I think you're right. Let's not quibble about how the article is written. Let's focus on the fact that a player felt comfortable enough to come out. And the notes on not being a distraction: be a distraction! We all know there's gay players in the league. Somewhere between 4 and 10 percent are gay, we know that, statistically. It shouldn't be as big a deal as it's been for players to come out, but clearly there's barriers to being comfortable. So be a distraction! You can play on my team if you are."

Jeff Marek ft. Brian Burke on The Sheet

[cloudabserk]

joke shamelessly stolen from this post: