forest lingerings

he/him | probably some kind of forest creature | witch

[argumate]

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

[karethdreams]

it is the east and julie’s dad is calling the cops

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[4flo]

[thewowsignal2026]

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

[tubacondom]

[iamthegaysmurf]

@skillzyo

[dildoreo]

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

[dildoreo]

[niyarest]

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[the-memedaddy]

[parkwatcher]

boy gee wizz i sure hope i dont get bitten by anything large and hairy tonight on this full moon

[littlestpersimmon]

Whispers it’s been a while since I promo’d but not a lot of ppl on twitter follow me for art and I like to post doodles there more often so ><

My twitter is @porkironandwine aaaaaa

https://twitter.com/porkironandwine

[flamingo--art]

Rough pencils of an idea

[slutty--flamingos-deactivated20]

Me? A gay? Nah He/him

[weeb-potato]

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[elvencryptid-archived-deactivat]

Sunny ☀️

[crap-userrname16]

[dark-waves]

[captain-price-official]

Let the man live.

[glitchlight]

theres a big martian dust storm rn and its not clear if opportunity will survive

[glitchlight]

sci fi writers: humans dont care about robots

me, crying: OPPORTUNITY HONEY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

[glitchlight]

Important clarification 

1)  Mars Rovers have to run heaters constantly (especially at night) because Mars is cold and they have sensitive electronics.  Opportunity has had to shut down its heater because it hasn’t been able to draw enough power over the past few weeks; the danger is that Opportunity may not survive the few days its expected for the dust storm to clear up. The other currently operating rover, Curiosity is younger and has more advanced panels, batteries, and, most importantly, an onboard RTG (tl;dr: nuclear power source) that means dust storms aren’t as threatening to it. Opportunity has some radioactive heaters too, but they’re older, smaller, and have less power output. It’s survived dust storms in the past but every one is always a risk.

and 2)

THEIR OFFICIAL TWITTER CALLS IT OPPY, OPPY I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! 

[kasaron]

This is why I constantly say the whole trope of “robots as slaves to humans” and all that is bullshit because the instant one of our cute idiot mechanical children is in danger we have a goddamn conniption, even WITHOUT AI. 

[en-shaedn]

Oppy has stopped responding as of last night (it’s currently Wednesday, June 13, 2018). There is some hope that he will recharge when the dust storm passes, but that’s going to take a while

[heyyitsinky-deactivated20260430]

[sirfrogsworth]

He just looks so proud of his little hat.