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Yesterday I had to make the hardest decision of my life. After complications from surgery, Nibbles’ body just couldn’t match the spirit in his heart and we had to end his suffering. I can’t really talk about it now, but I will say this; The light has dimmed and the world seems a colder place right now. 11 years was too short of a journey together and I hope to see him on the other side someday. Keep the blankets warm, buddy. Love you.

angelicourt

RIP Nibbles. May the myrrr be with you, always

#nibblesthedachshund

scerek

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

karlosmadera-deactivated2019022

I think I broke Harry Potter

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?“ or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.

Pretty much the only reason Voldemort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

sarellathesphinx

#the wizarding world prides itself on standing still#because they think they’re already at the pinnacle#but they’re not and one of these days they’ll find that out the hard way

thingstolovefor

Inspiration can be found everywhere! #Love it!

idomaths-archive-deactivated201

ian malcolm + text posts

buzzfeedtasty

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

lebeaunoiseur

Food Network is shook!

ablogtitty-deactivated20181212

Give this girl her own show!!!

queersamus

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

8foldhero-deactivated20181214

“you don’t have that kind of time, and are secretly wishing for this emotional release” M O O D

ranaraeuchle

This is the best cooking show that’s ever been made! And I relate to the “fuckit” style of cooking soooo hard!

thesanityclause

Reblogging this cause I want to make it later

tyrantisterror

I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

tyrantisterror

Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road.

tyrantisterror

“Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”

tyrantisterror

Ok hopefully this is the last time I add onto this but Arthur marrying the squirrel would stop both of the events that destroyed Camelot - namely the aforementioned falling out with Lancelot AND the birth of Mordred. Being with him since youth, Squirrel would keep Arthur from being seduced by his half-sister Morgause (or Morgan Le Fay in the versions of the myth that cut Morgause out) when he was young and foolish, as he’d already be in a committed relationship and thus wouldn’t be able to be tricked into starting one with said half-sister. No incest means no Mordred. Then, as mentioned above, Squirrel would be a faithful wife, which means Guenevere would be single, which means Lancelot and Guenevere could pork each other without causing a huge row that ends with Lancelot killing dozens of his fellow knights of the round and inspiring several others to turn against Arthur out of loyalty to him.

Camelot would have been saved if Arthur just. Fucked. That. Squirrel.

duskargentum

You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world”

tyrantisterror

Look this was a journey for me ok?

It started as “I can’t believe Disney made a movie where Merlin tries to get a squirrel to take Arthur’s virginity” and slowly became “I can’t believe Disney’s weird bestiality subplot actually solves the two biggest problems that cause Camelot’s downfall.”

Because as baffling as the squirrel fucking plotline is just on its own, the fact that it’d actually be solution to the eventual problems Arthur faces - whether anyone at Disney was actually thinking about that or not (and I’m guessing not) - is even more so. It is bizarre and unsettling to me that squirrel fucking could have saved Camelot, and that’s, uh, the point of this I guess.

literatedead

So, pointless fun fact. Around 2008, someone on 4chan actually made a ‘humanized’ version of the squirrel called ‘Hazel’ (i.e. one who had been changed to a human to be with Arthur). For a little while, there were a number of artists making pieces about her, and stories written suggesting alternate histories.

I know it’s a minor point, but I still love the notion that people are still finding ways to rewrite the story so Arthur can f*@# the squirrel.

Whole gallery of pics here, because some of this artwork gets downright amazing…

strixmoonwing

I REMEMBER THESE!!!!

mousathe14

Fascinating

bugcthulhu

@tyrantisterror your legacy endures

tyrantisterror

To an ever widening group of people, I am “that guy who ranted about Arthur fucking a squirrel.”

Of all my legacies, this is certainly one of them.

spankzilla85

I think I’ve posted about this before buuuuuuut fuck it? This makes me deliriously happy and sad. The resolution of Arthur becoming human and having to try to explain himself to a sobbing squirrel is one of my strongest childhood memories about having to deal with heartbreak and I’m literally fucking tearing up right now GOD DAMN YOU TYRANTIS.

teacup-occamy

Queenie and hats

At the age of 3, her parents had discovered she was a legillimens. By the time she was 5, the power had developed to a point far beyond her ability to control and as such, left the child confused and in a great deal of pain at the onslaught of thoughts not her own.

In a moment of inspiration, her mother had whisked off her bonnet, tapped it twice with her wand, and murmured a charm for occlumency. With a smile, she tied the slightly oversized headgear around her daughter’s tear stained face and gently dabbed at the tracks with her handkerchief.

“I don’t know if this will work, pumpkin, but maybe it’ll help stop some of the thoughts from getting through.”

Queenie had simply nodded, awed and a little dazed at her suddenly much quieter world.

pinkwitchcult

hmph!

dogaesthetics

+1 for tiny neat dolly dot feet

mymodernmet

Extremely Detailed Macro Portraits of Colorfully Exotic Insects

theartofanimation

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Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

pipistrellus

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

apinchofsanity

They are harvesting our sorrows

sweaterweathercub

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.