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unflatteringcatselfies

unspokengrief

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

purified-zone

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

kuttithevangu

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

eff-word

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

stuffandsundry

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

weloveshortvideos

Moseby has lost it…

binches-deactivated20220521

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

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nintendonut1

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

conquerorwurm

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

combeferret

#stop calling me out

jumpingjacktrash

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

alittleflare

The only information that matters

fieldbears

n o o f i n g

emanuelee

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

kimpossibooty

You would not believe your guts

If ten million of deez nuts

moondoor-representative

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

kimpossibooty

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

aestheticallypleasingurmom

are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for

just-shower-thoughts

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

solitarelee

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job”