the ghost of lauren

Hello, I'm Lauren and I run a blog. Marvel. Glee. Dalton Academy. Ice hockey. Obsessed with writing fanfiction about fanfiction. Thomas Dwight Houston is my spirit animal. ***

[justanotherbookortwo]

Happy Eurovision day everyone

[cpcoulter-official]

HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

I AM HONESTLY UGLY CRYING, SCREAMING, EVERYTHING. Thank you so much to Telly Leung, Riker Lynch, and Curt Mega for these WONDERFUL VIDEOS, I cried my way through all of them. 

You guys are a HUGE part of all of this and I LOVE YOU!! 

Thank you SO SO MUCH!!!!

Telly’s Cameo

Riker’s Cameo

Curt’s Cameo

AND AN EXTRA SPECIAL EXTRA-CHOCOLATE-CHIP-COOKIE THANK YOU TO THE MEMBERS OF THE DALTON AUDIOBOOK GROUP WHO PUT THIS ALL TOGETHER FOR THE 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY! I LOVE YOU TO WARBLERLAND AND BACK!!!  

[keybladesoras]

In Memory of Naya Rivera

Favorite Santana Lopez Songs and Performances.

[m2014]

I can’t believe y’all did this. Yes, Lea Michele is not a good person but she doesn’t deserve this. She’s pregnant and Corys anniversary is July 13th, so y’all need to stop. Can you imagine what’s she’s thinking? Any type of stress can be harmful to the baby. Also, Amber didn’t have to post this message as well. Y’all need to leave the Glee cast alone. Seriously.

Edit: Kevin shouldn’t be saying anything to y’all either. RESPECT THEM. RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY!

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

episode one of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like get that shit out of my face immediately. we’re doing an episode on a sentient pile of goo, bad cgi lightning, evil garbage cans, and mannequins with guns, or we riot

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

episode TWO of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like okay NOW let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like i thought i told you to get that shit out of my face. we’re doing an episode on a sexy tree lady, an evil flap of skin, toxic by britney spears, handholding, and the inevitable fiery doom of planet earth, or we riot

[softcoreish-deactivated20240717]

How do you spend your nights?

Overthinking and imagining scenarios that will never happen

[notursneverwasx]

why are you into girls? ....

have you seen them

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[pulchritudesuggestion]

i am so in love

no other feeling could ever compare

[bi-marvel]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse + Parallels

[3/3]

[argodeon]

phone wallpapers <3

[argodeon]

[hexmaniacmareen]

what they say: cats are evil and unable to love

what they mean: i dont know how to handle small animals and consider them lashing out in SELF DEFENSE an insult

[rad-roach]

Usually what it boils down to is “I’m mad because the cat didn’t act like a dog”.

[black-nata]

[luvtonique]

Pushing fragile things off tables and breaking them: Self defense. 

Destroying Christmas Trees: Self defense, I mean the tree attacked them. 

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Self defense. 

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Self defense. 

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Self defense. 

Admittedly yeah 

A dog doesn’t do those things because a dog’s version of self defense is to be a good animal who loves you and doesn’t attack you unless you attack them first. 

I mean if a cat feels that threatened by everything in their owner’s household maybe the owner shouldn’t have gotten a cat. 

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

Pushing fragile things off tables and breaking them: Playing. Cats are well-known to like to play with small objects. Your cat does not know what “fragile” means and does not understand the distinction between toy and not-toy objects. Place fragile things out of a cat’s line of sight and reach, and if you don’t provide them with enough enrichment items that they go looking for them, that’s on you.

Destroying Christmas Trees: Cats like to climb things. They’re not doing it to spite you.

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Probably an accident, due to overstimulation when playing. It wasn’t trying to hurt you. Don’t anthropomorphize animals by attributing spite to them. Animals don’t do spite the way that humans do.

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Trying to rouse you with its paw, probably gently, because it loves you and wants to play with you.

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Come on. If a cat is jumping on you, it loves you and wants to be close to you. Digging in with its claws is how it balances itself on an unstable surface and is purely a reflexive reaction. It isn’t intending to hurt you.

99% of cat behavioral problems stem from bored cats. Cats need to climb, need to scratch, and need small objects to play with. I only recommend adopting cats in pairs, so that they can keep each other entertained. Cats are not purely solitary. They get lonely, and lonely cats act out. Once again, your entire problem with cats as a species seems to stem from the fact that you don’t understand how cats express affection and it upsets you that they don’t do so the way that dogs do. Cats aren’t small dogs and cannot be expected to behave as such.

[otahkoapisiakii]

FELINE PROTECTION SQUAD

[peppylilspitfuck]

Can we also talk about this?  “A dog doesn’t do those things because a dog’s version of self defense is to be a good animal who loves you and doesn’t attack you unless you attack them first.”

The idea that cats are evil, and dogs are pure is so gross.   Cats are vilified, while dogs are treated like saints.  Fact is, a dog will bite, and attack if not trained.  I had a dog that LOVED to bite just when playing.   Dogs are not some perfect animal free of sin, and cats are not some evil creature out to kill you. They are just animals.  People need to stop assigning moral values to animals that just want to exist. 

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[autisticjoy]

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

[genuineanger]

when will people stop…..shipping real life humans. with other real life humans. and coming up with “””””headcanon”””” for these actual people…..and when will they stop writing fanfiction about - and i cannot stress this enough - real people who are alive and out in the world partaking in their own existence as a person who is not fictional, not pliable according to your imagination, not an imaginary vessel for you to toy around with like a paper doll with no agency because they are a person please i’m so tired just leave them alone

[toastycursedcats]

[dankmemeuniversity]