Angeldear

[svalts]

Pokemayan Pokemons - created by Monarobot

Commissions open in the artist tumblr Twitter | Tumblr

[monarobot]

Blast from the past ;)

[catchymemes]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Yes and YES!!!

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

That sure is a portent

[zvaigzdelasas]

Comrade Thunderstorm

[fireburningbright]

ZEUS SAID “BLACK LIVES MATTER, MOTHERFUCKERS”

[teawiththegods]

Lightning also hit the Washington Monument!

BIG POPPA IS LIKE “FUCK THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!!!”

[catchymemes]

Credit: @azula.gr

[captainnuclearawesome]

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[esteicy-blog]

My man out there getting some shark dick, you go boy

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Don’t sharks have two dicks?

[luisonte]

[ed-longshanks]

just boys bein boys

[nerdlingwrites]

When they talk about boys being boys, this is the kind of dumb ass, 4-guys-sharing-1-brain-cell nonsense they should be referring to.

[deadgodjess]

“Okay that’s cool but how do they plan to deal with stopping…?”

“…”

“Ah. I see. They didn’t.”

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh damn. There’s sound. You’ll want that on.

[rosetherandomreblogger]

That actually looks like fun

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[side-goodbye-blog123]

the Mickey Mouse shorts are golden I don’t care who you are I’ve been laughing at this clip for days

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

WHUHAPUN

[edgebug]

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming

[imperialtrashpanda]

The “whahapun” is really what sold me here

[almondfeather]

I’m so scared living with this fearsome hunter.

[closet-keys]

quick someone teach this poor lizard plato’s allegory of the cave

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[noodlemage]

important anatomy tips!!

these are very common mistakes do not feel bad 

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

My grandfather emailed this to me

[baileyrambles]

jordan your grandfather is blessed

[spectrometrie]

Lioconcha Hieroglyphica is officially my favorite mollusc

[zooophagous]

This clam has fuckin runes on it

[vrabia]

[etherealcomics]

“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

[dimestoretajic]

this sounds like a pair of stoners meeting

[lemonyfreshkid]

“FLASH my BOI it’s great to see you!”

[mosertone]

[mudwerks]

jesus fucking christ

dude

[regularlesbian]

dont you hate it when you’re with the boys and carl screeches fluid of primal hatred onto your food and drink