True Neurotic

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wisdomthewise]

Me at the convenience store blowing my paycheck on candy

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[popularcultures]

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

[subcorax]

the fact that cars have horns is absolutely goddamn astounding to me like theyre basically functionally useless except as a Rude Bitch button

[subcorax]

seriously its one in the morning and i cant stop fucking thinking about this who looked at this stupid metal horse and decided it would be a good idea if it could scream at people

[glitchlight]

it is a fundamental human impulse to scream at people and technology has only ever facilitated this impulse 

[subcorax]

god youre right youre so right

[creepled]

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

[sinistropteryx]

[dam0nalbarn]

[fakenigel]

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

[yesterdaysprint]

Searle’s Cats, Ronald Searle, 1968

[googleplaysore]

[kardashy]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[funnuraba]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

[mariopowertennis]

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

[orchidvioletindigo]

Your gf who works with clowns

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[anger-and-after]

I am literally doing this right now

[6thdimensions-deactivated202005]

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[peripateticmeg]

“And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death.”