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non-looping gifs fuck me up so bad
Iâm having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, âWhat defines you?â and he responded with, âNothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.â
This is one of the best responses Iâve ever received to any of my questions.
And lo, the sphinx asked the wise man âwhat defines you?â and the wise man said âthe fukken dictionary, babey!â and did a sick backflip and the sphinx was humbled for he was a nerd.
Who asks their friends questions like this ?
oh to be a shrimp, full of carrot
iâm sure iâve missed a few things, but i canât stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade
the talent
I dead ass didnât realize it was one person until the end
The absolute lack of reaction from the children is priceless.
if youâre confused about the impeachment stuff, here you go! The house has voted to impeach him. The senate still needs to.
As of 12/18/19 at 8:43 pm, the House has voted to impeach. The senate trial has not begun yet. The senate is held by majority republican, so keep that in mind.
men will watch the most trash shit ever released but when it comes to a girl squad movie it needs to meet the highest bar to be considered watchable and worthy of their oh so valuable time lol i have to laugh
i was thinking abt that earlier bc my coworker said "so birds of prey doesn't look very good" and i said "i don't care if it's the most trash ass movie ever made, i'm excited and i'm GONNA watch it!" he said "what, just because they're women" and i said "uh. yeah."
especially in genres, women are held to a weirdly high standard. there are like eight fucking movies where tom cruise plays himself in ridiculous high-stakes spy settings and no one bitches that they're unrealistic or stupid or whatever but margot robbie does it once and suddenly it's all about the integrity of the art.
Men will fully see 11 Fast and Furious movies and 7 spinoffs to âsupport the boysâ or whatever but the second a girl movie comes out theyre all film majors
Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.
We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isnât infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.
Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.
Iâm sure this was meant to be a joke, but I actually think this is a great summary of why the untitled goose game is so therapeutic. I donât know about you guys, but somewhere along the way in the course of learning to be a good person, I internalized the idea that if I ever caused problems for other people in any way, no matter how small or insignificant, that meant I was failing at being the best person I could be. Let me say that again: inconveniencing other people, even in minor ways, meant I was failing. It meant I wasnât Good, and oh, how I have always longed to be Good. I know Iâm not the only one; thatâs why this poem resonates so deeply with so many people. Just, huge swathes of the population grew up believing that our job on this earth was to be small and subservient and avoid getting in the way, and the idea that maybe we donât have to always do that is genuinely revolutionary.
And then there comes this game where the entire point is to be as horrible and irritating as humanly (goosely?) possible. The game creates to-do lists based on annoying the human residents of the town; you are rewarded for making a nuisance of yourself in entertaining ways. These to-do lists are filled with 100% pointless tasks that donât put any good into the world and exist solely to entertain the player, and the only way to advance in the game is to complete them. The game prioritizes the gooseâs interests, and therefore the playerâs, over absolutely everything else, and requires that the player do the same even when there isnât a âgood reasonâ to. Like, do I need to make that guy spit out his tea? No. But Iâm going to anyway because itâs on my to-do list and itâs funny. I donât think anything else in the world has encouraged me to put myself first like that.
And the other thing is, this game demonstrates that even if you make it your lifeâs mission to be as much of a minor nuisance to those around you as humanly possible, at the end of the day, itâs going to be alright. The woman will reset the bell. The man will pour himself another cup of tea. Life will go on for the entire village, even with an annoying goose running around ruining everybodyâs day. And like, as frustrated as the villagers get, none of them are ever really sincerely mad at you. They yell sometimes, and theyâll chase you down to get their stuff back, but then once theyâve restored their personal equilibrium, they pretty much just leave you alone to go about your Important Goose Business. Youâre a goose, after all. Geese being annoying is, at the end of the day, part of what reassures us that the world is still turning on its axis as it should.
Iâm not saying that we should all go out and start messing with each other for no reason. What I am saying is that maybe itâs not such a huge deal if we annoy each other a little bit now and again, in the course of going about our own days. Maybe it doesnât make us bad people if we are occasionally inconvenient for those around us. For a lot of folks that may seem obvious, but for some of us, itâs really not.
I donât know if any of this was intentional on the part of the developers, and I almost think itâs better if it wasnât. But when I play this game, I get three lessons out of it: put yourself first; donât sweat the small stuff; and, most importantly, you do not have to be Good. It is okay to sometimes, instead, be Goose.
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This just tells me they care more about their pets than their human children. đ
I donât think anything is a match for this plane
Thatâs a Scantron
Motherfucker Unlimited
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slam me in that Showert Deluxe⊠get me an omniwashâą
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I canât see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
AY HAPPY ONE YEAR FUCKERS
will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions
Said the Baudelaire children.
it makes me so so angry knowing how terribly buzzfeed treats their employees and knowing that they are most definitely way underpaying ryan and shane for the amount viewership theyâve brought in with unsolved and how theyâre absolutely going to fuck them over and make it so that if they ever want to leave buzzfeed they canât take any part of the unsolved brand with them and will have to start from scratch. Itâs so frustrating to see this happening in real time because ryan created buzzfeed unsolved as his own series that he has personally put so much hard work into from the start and made sure to make a QUALITY show and thatâs why it has become so popular. He does so much research and writing work and also stars and voices almost every episode and heâs put so much of himself into it from day 1 that unsolved truly could not and can not exist without ryan bergara. And thatâs why it makes me so nervous to see how bf has tried to branch out the âunsolvedâ brand in a bunch of weird unrelated directions, the number one reason being to capitalize on the unsolved name to get more views on other videos, but also to tie unsolved to buzzfeed as a specifically buzzfeed property rather than ryanâs property. Keep in mind that the âbuzzfeed unsolved networkâ was launched just mere WEEKS before the try guys launched their own independent channel after leaving buzzfeed. I know this sounds like a tinfoil hat thing and that there are bigger problems in the world but to me itâs just so grossly obvious that after the try guys left buzzfeed and were able to successfully buy their own brand from bf to be independent creators, and ended up taking a huge fanbase with them, buzzfeed wanted to make sure that NEVER happened again and so have started trying to make âunsolvedâ a bigger buzzfeed brand (like tasty) that ryan and shane could never possibly buy for themselves and go independent with. And itâs also just so embarrassing the type of lazy content theyâve added to the channel to branch out and make it a buzzfeed brand. Like, look at this shit
almost everything on the unsolved network channel other than buzzfeed unsolved is clearly quickly-made, clickbait content with no other goals than getting more views and subscribers for the channel. Theyâve also started posting stuff that is way more exploitative than anything thatâs ever been on buzzfeed unsolved and is just trying to piggyback off the general popularity of the âconspiracy theoryâ genre and weird serial killer fandom stuff on youtube
anyway i know this is a long rant with 0 purpose other to say fuck buzzfeed and i just really hope ryan and shane are able to leave one day and take the really cool series theyâve created with themÂ
They did leave!! Theyre starting their own youtube series and company!!
Spread the word, fuck buzzfeed, get these guys the viewership they deserve
TDS, February 11, 2015
Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
Annndddd there it is.
Parents are not qualified for the vast majority of educational tasks.
Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures
I like the way you think