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[crimewave420]

asbestos party at my house everyone invited

[trashythingsgohere]

Does this belong here?

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

it belongs in a museum

[askinnyblackman]

@sasukehateblog

[botanyshitposts]

PSA

-theres a succulent species called Conophytum burgeri

-it looks like a lump

-when it flowers it looks like this:

-its native to south africa and is endangered 

-you can read more about it in a book called Dumpling and his wife (??????)

-that is all

[botanyshitposts]

this has been getting notes again and i totally forgot about it so reminder: lump

[wheeloffortune-design]

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[mapsontheweb]

Most Common Cause of Death That THEY Keep Covering Up.

[mamapluto]

* nobody dies there bc it’s impossible to live there

[veronica-rich]

Well. Not impossible. Just frequently unpleasant.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

[papallion]

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

[caramel-filled-kittens]

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

[scuffed-tarot]

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

[braybray-craycray-deactivated20]

@moth-ver-ka

[most-depressed-optimist]

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

[pochowek]

new gender binary

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[unpretty]

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

[unpretty]

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

[unpretty]

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

[aerialsquid]

Your cat is a very prim cat.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @fantasticflora: “Flora the catilope 😹😹😹” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2IiVeYC ]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

What does this mean

[classicmeevs]

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

[ravenbohique-deactivated2018082]

He got so strong from working out that he can carry 40 busses

[allthingsgerman]

The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.

The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).

The full translation of the cover would be

HIS STRUGGLE

Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:

How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America

[liberalsarecool]

When Germans call you a Nazi….

[skybear59-deactivated20190601]

[lavvyan]

I see so much commentary in the tags about how Trump can’t be a Nazi because he’s pro-Israel, and I’m sitting here like, guys. Children. Nazi doesn’t mean “kills Jews.” That was the horrible outcome. The ideology itself was putting one’s own nation above all else (ring a bell?) while undermining democratic values (RING A BELL?) and being blatantly racist (RING A… you know what, forget it, you’re not listening to me anyway). 

Instead of anti-communism you now have fierce pro-capitalism and instead of Jewish people being called animals you now have immigrants facing the same hatred. You already have the denunciations and people walking from door to door trying to root out “illegals.”

Current US politics may not involve any gas chambers, but Hitler didn’t burst on the political scene with “Let’s kill all the Jews!” either. If you honestly think US policies won’t escalate further, especially if Trump gets a second term, you’re standing chin-deep in denial.

[tobinlaughing]

I know it’s from a superhero movie, but the line I keep running in my head is, “Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.”

[radiation]

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

[radiation]

romp romp romp

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

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